Best we can do is another Hollywood film (rightfully) portraying the Germans as the baddies
I mean the rumors are that they have them. Heck, there are nuclear research facilities that import 95% enriched U-235 in the country
AfD on the rise and nuclear war heads
Noooo, we can’t be trusted with them and totally don’t have the means to seize the 20 US B61 warheads stationed in Büchel AFB and surpass the PAL lock. Really, no means whatsoever.
Also don’t ask why we own 1.3 tons of highly enriched uranium. Its only for peaceful appliances, really!
Germany can’t even have civilian nuclear reactors (thanks Mutti)
Germans prefer gas.
hhmmm….. YYYyyyyy… no
Germany doesnt even want nuclear energy, so this is highly unlikely.
Yes we dont use nuclear energy in Norway either, but for other reasons than you, we just dont need more electric power, and our power industry is very clean (our oil industry on the other hand, not so much..)
You dont do it because you sit nervously and watch Chernobyl(2019) over and over.
I thought Germans had something to do with inventing them?
I just want Königsberg back, we will surely not do anything to Poland this time.
Mein Bruder, it’s time we make a bomb together! You can use our Uranium from the Novazza uranium mine!
germany is in the nato-weapons sharing arrangement, and therefor has american nuclear weapons. at undisclosed locations.
Vegan gay bombs are way more effective against an eastern aggressor.
Nein! And that’s not 9!
No
No because you are and always will be Nazis. Sorry my sausage loving friends, I do not make the rules.
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They have them. They’re based at Büchel Air Base in Germany.
Mate, meine Freunde Hans and Svenja don’t even have CIVILIAN nuclear power plants and beg my bro Pierre any my sista Sophie for electricity when the wind doesn’t blow. They can’t set up NPPs even if they wanted to
Vergeltungswaffe 3 – Götterdämmerung
Yes, but point them to the other side.
We know too well what happens when we let Germans have a good time
You can’t you’re going out of nuclear energy, dont be cherry picking.
I thought you guys hated nuclear
We actually could have had them in the 50s but then Pierre began his great tradition of quitting joint European armaments programs
Oh go on then you cheeky scamps, what’s a litle flash and burn these days between old friends?
Oh god, it would all go to his head
just say you want nuclear power plants, india style
Awwww ok but a small one
Only if we GPS lock them on mordor turf.
I’m aginst that. Chemical weapons would be much more efficient.
Yes, we can send some but they will be primed and delivered from a sub
The country most opposed to that is probably Germany itself lol
After all, didn’t you, Hans, start this whole thing with nuclear missiles?
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No, only coal heads
Best we can do is another Hollywood film (rightfully) portraying the Germans as the baddies
I mean the rumors are that they have them. Heck, there are nuclear research facilities that import 95% enriched U-235 in the country
AfD on the rise and nuclear war heads
Noooo, we can’t be trusted with them and totally don’t have the means to seize the 20 US B61 warheads stationed in Büchel AFB and surpass the PAL lock. Really, no means whatsoever.
Also don’t ask why we own 1.3 tons of highly enriched uranium. Its only for peaceful appliances, really!
Germany can’t even have civilian nuclear reactors (thanks Mutti)
Germans prefer gas.
hhmmm….. YYYyyyyy… no
Germany doesnt even want nuclear energy, so this is highly unlikely.
Yes we dont use nuclear energy in Norway either, but for other reasons than you, we just dont need more electric power, and our power industry is very clean (our oil industry on the other hand, not so much..)
You dont do it because you sit nervously and watch Chernobyl(2019) over and over.
I thought Germans had something to do with inventing them?
I just want Königsberg back, we will surely not do anything to Poland this time.
Mein Bruder, it’s time we make a bomb together! You can use our Uranium from the Novazza uranium mine!
We might lend a hand for proper recompense: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
germany is in the nato-weapons sharing arrangement, and therefor has american nuclear weapons. at undisclosed locations.
Vegan gay bombs are way more effective against an eastern aggressor.
Nein! And that’s not 9!
No
No because you are and always will be Nazis. Sorry my sausage loving friends, I do not make the rules.
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They have them. They’re based at Büchel Air Base in Germany.
Mate, meine Freunde Hans and Svenja don’t even have CIVILIAN nuclear power plants and beg my bro Pierre any my sista Sophie for electricity when the wind doesn’t blow. They can’t set up NPPs even if they wanted to
Vergeltungswaffe 3 – Götterdämmerung
Yes, but point them to the other side.
We know too well what happens when we let Germans have a good time
You can’t you’re going out of nuclear energy, dont be cherry picking.
I thought you guys hated nuclear
We actually could have had them in the 50s but then Pierre began his great tradition of quitting joint European armaments programs
Oh go on then you cheeky scamps, what’s a litle flash and burn these days between old friends?
Oh god, it would all go to his head
just say you want nuclear power plants, india style
Awwww ok but a small one
Only if we GPS lock them on mordor turf.
I’m aginst that. Chemical weapons would be much more efficient.
Yes, we can send some but they will be primed and delivered from a sub
The country most opposed to that is probably Germany itself lol
After all, didn’t you, Hans, start this whole thing with nuclear missiles?
https://preview.redd.it/kw7l551l4a1e1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=e48ac1500d99346519175bde1c2a0669415c7892
Just be careful!
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