They have been obsessed with them since darker times. It’s in their blood i guess
Are you asking why we are autistic? Just because.
If you question why we love trains I need to raise a couple of points:
1. We are autistic
2. You can drink beer while traveling and not lose your driver’s license
3. A German isn’t happy if they can’t complain. DB gives you endless reasons to complain -> infinite happiness
Huh. Think I might be German.
Everyone likes trains. Trains are awesome.
Trains are cool. I love riding them (when they aren’t delayed, making a 90 min trip into a 120-150 min trip), just a shame it costs an arm and a leg for me to take one, even with my railcard.
Choo choo
I remember taking the train for the first time in Germany. It was going from Berlin to Frankfurt Oder.
It was moving at high speed
In a perfectly straight line
Through a thick forest
That was trimmed just 0.5cm away from the windows.
I remember thinking: “what’s wrong with these people?”.
DB
Must have been a train in another country, riding a train in Germany always makes me angry
Taking the train is pretty nice, if it is on time for once
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DB gives you anger
They have been obsessed with them since darker times. It’s in their blood i guess
Are you asking why we are autistic? Just because.
If you question why we love trains I need to raise a couple of points:
1. We are autistic
2. You can drink beer while traveling and not lose your driver’s license
3. A German isn’t happy if they can’t complain. DB gives you endless reasons to complain -> infinite happiness
Huh. Think I might be German.
Everyone likes trains. Trains are awesome.
Trains are cool. I love riding them (when they aren’t delayed, making a 90 min trip into a 120-150 min trip), just a shame it costs an arm and a leg for me to take one, even with my railcard.
Choo choo
I remember taking the train for the first time in Germany. It was going from Berlin to Frankfurt Oder.
It was moving at high speed
In a perfectly straight line
Through a thick forest
That was trimmed just 0.5cm away from the windows.
I remember thinking: “what’s wrong with these people?”.
DB
Must have been a train in another country, riding a train in Germany always makes me angry
Taking the train is pretty nice, if it is on time for once
Does it surprise anyone that we built the biggest model railway in the world?
https://youtu.be/2-Y-tBuglfs?si=zFUhQgmWToc5HyMz
Because trains are cool, who doesn’t love trains and building them all across the world
https://preview.redd.it/fd31rdmilh1e1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5ee9cea86f20cd997812f8ab6ea890a2dd0a11
Trains are beautiful
Japanese too. A lot of western weebs actually should condition themselves to become german transport otakus. That would be more harmonious.
Wait three more hours due to delay
Meanwhile normies:
1 be not depressed.
2 ride the train
3 be depressed
4 thanks Deutsche Bahn I guess
Train is the futur
>be me
>train arrives 20 seconds late
>next decade of my life ruined
Trains are noisy and full of people. They make my tism worse.
you’re welcome
My brother in Christ… TRAINS ARE HELLA FUCKING COOL!!!
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