Russian ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov dies from falling out of a window

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1. As is tradition

2. As is the custom in the Motherland

3. Forget machine tools and indoor plumbing, Russia needs modern window technology the most.

4. got a bit carried away with his jeté?

5. At this rate it’s a signature move.

6. Do the windows in Russia go all the way to the floor?

7. He fully completed his experience of being a Russian.

8. Literally unbelievable.

9. There are very strong drafts in ruscia

10. He jeté’d right out the window

11. The next generation of Russians will learn from these times… and they will deny their murderous masters their means to destroy with… by making single-story buildings, without windows.

12. Was this guy one of Putin’s bag-holders?

13. I’d love to see some stats on this particular cause of death, across countries.

14. Does no-one know how to close a window in Russia ? 🤷‍♂️

15. The article says he was prescribed strong pain medication and that his apartment has a *balcony* which is different from a window.

    This might be an actual accident, unlike most window accidents. (Or it might not be, it doesn’t say whether his wife or children were home that night or whether he had visitors, etc).

16. I just love how many people die from falling out of a window in Russia

17. At this point, it doesn’t make any sense anymore that the assassins try to make it look like an accident.

18. Did he called Putin a bad word ?

19. He was against the war and not one of the oligarks that Putin need to access money from.

20. That ruzzian ballet is dangerous!

21. moscow gravity syndrome

22. How bizarre

23. You gotta be kidding me

24. Ukraine should name its next cruse missile “window”.

25. Microsoft need to rename their products

26. In March 2022, after the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Shklyarov posted on social media in support of peace, “I am against any warfare!… I want neither wars nor borders.

    Seems fairly innocuous. Guess not.

27. Surely Normal Russians can see through this.

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