Average European country elections

by GoHardLive

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  1. You forgot:
    7-12 the Marxist, Marxist – Leninist, Maoist, reformed and alternative communist party.
    13-14 two obscure fascist-except-in-the-name parties.
    15 the humanist/pacifist/transcendental party.
    16 the group made by youth, for the youth and with lots of great and detailed ideas that will never become a party

  2. Not even one fits Spanish politics, i swear sometimes it feels like the Pyrenees are twice as impenetrable as they are.

  3. 1- Tories
    2-Labour
    3- somehow also the tories
    4- Reform
    5-The greens
    6- tough one, I’d say SNP, Sinn Fein or Plaid Cymru though

  4. -The anti-establishment party created by a comedian without a clear ideology except “politicians bad” that allied with both far right and far left in different moments

    -The separatist party which somehow became an all-country nationalist party only to get votes from that part of the country they used to insult daily in the first times

    -The former communist party who rebranded itself on the american democratic party which is only voted by rich people inside big cities centers

    -The right wing party founded by a mafioso freemason who’s known worldwide for sex parties with underage girls that somehow claims to be a “christian party” and still has the name of its founder on the logo despite the leader being dead since more than 1 year

    -Those 2 irrelevant liberal parties led by narcissist leaders that somehow get too much attention from the media despite nobody votes for them

    -The former neo-fascist party with the most incompetent political class of the country led by a dwarf blonde karen

    Oh wait, that’s just Italy

  5. 1VVD 2Pvda but is actually relevant 3CDA 4PVV 5PvdD 6Denk

  6. Corrupt and bit less corrupt party. That’s the best I can do.

  7. PSOE is literally the first.

    Also lacks 293847348576 regional parties wanting more money for their already (generally) rich regions.

    Also lacks the old Communists parties rebranded as progresive, which I think are pretty common through Europe.

  8. Aren’t you missing a pro independence party for a certain subdivision or a region or a secessionist party?

  9. In Romanian election, each of these parties also have like 6 copycats that most people never heard of

  10. ![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl)

    That’s the pile(s) of shit we have before us, for our new election…

  11. FDP, SPD, CDU, AFD, B90, literally everyone else somehow.

    Hah, German political landscape

  12. You used the aprti socialist emblem but i think LFI would probably fit your description better aside from the hasnt been relevant since 2008 point

  13. Pretty close regarding France if you remove references to PMs and monarchs tbh

  14. In Italy we only have 2 and 4 with some fusions between 1 and 3, 3 and 5 and 2 and 6

  15. Tbf the green karen party is also a tax fraud party.

    Category you missed- ””’socialist workers”” party that is now just neolibs in red ties. Starmer’s no working man, although tbf he does look like he’s made of pork pie filling.

  16. 1 – Fine Gael

    2 – Sinn Féin kinda / Labour

    3 – Fianna Fáil

    4 – TBD

    5 – Greens / PBP

    6 – Every Independent

  17. no 2. is so spot on: “Doesn´t get why more muslims and trans children isn´t popular with working class voters”.

    They became so estranged from their voter base. At least the old fashion “working class reds” used to have guts and were not afraid to protest and stood up for woman’s rights. They were firmly for the separation of state and church.

    Nowadays? They think the niqab/burka is empowering women somehow and the gay-parade is more about hedonism and debauchery instead of equal rights. They really don’t get it.

  18. Sometimes I wonder how the green Karens even get any votes then I realise that it’s probably Londoners

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