

I checked the garden and found no owl so I can only assume it managed to fly away again (albeit with a bit of a headache)
by Several_Show937


I checked the garden and found no owl so I can only assume it managed to fly away again (albeit with a bit of a headache)
by Several_Show937
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Ouch.
But, err…
What’s in the box?
Was it after the comedy sized condom in the box?
A condom that big attracts all the birds
Pigwidgeon 😁
It’s a known hazard – it’s been estimated that [up to a billion birds a year](https://abcbirds.org/blog/truth-about-birds-and-glass-collisions/) die by crashing into windows in the USA alone.
And Tibbles, that’s not a challenge.
When I was in secondary school, a gul flew into the food tech classroom window and smashed it, so it was replaced. Less than an hour after the glass was replaced and while the glue was setting, another flew into the same pane of glass, knocking out all the pegs and the glass tumbled 2 storeys into the playground. No one was underneath, luckily.
Thank god for double glazing these days I guess
My gran had the same problem . She had large windows front and back and often had birds fly into her windows seeing daylight at the other end. She put cut out stars on the windows to try and stop them. I think all the neighbours thought she was a fruit cake !
[That was just Otis.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1gterkp/eagle_owl_spotted_in_norfolk_uk_this_mornimg/)
lets not acknowledge OP’s massive condom for his massive dong
Bloomin’ condom owls
To add: The box isn’t of condoms. but from Condom, a small town in France. Filthy buggers.
I would also like to comment on the big condom box
It’s Hedwig coming to deliver the DNA results (you are not the father)
The Weasley’s finally got double glazing!
You might want to check your bedroom for the butter dish, there seems to have been a bit of a mix up
Ghost Owl
looks like a barn owl
Is that a condom tray?
Condom
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