Sometimes I think: is there any country better than ours? We are literally fucking Italy, we are the best place on Earth. Fuck all the problems this country has, fuck all that shit and fuck all of you. We are Italy, we are everything. The world would never have existed without us italians. Just FUCK YOU!

by RestQueasy4136

33 comments

  1. Yeah that’s why you fail at it.

    Italians need to go back 2000 years to be proud of “their” country.

  2. Half the time you Luigis can’t even agree that you are one country.

  3. It really is mate, some of you guys don’t understand just how hard it is. It’s good to see a British appreciation post every now and then Luigi. I’m guessing the map of Italy is…. Yeah I don’t know why you sent that tbh. Nobodies cared about Italy for 2,000 years.

  4. How would the world not exist without italians? The world existed way before the italian peninsula was formed. Civilization started millennia before Rome was a thing. Christianity started out of Rome and is a copypaste of other religions. Food is good, though, kudos to you.

  5. Even polish burning coal 24/7 have less pollution than you guys 100km around Milan.

  9. Litteraly based.

    Please invade again, I love when I’m talked like that.

  11. Italy is both the worst and the best country at the same time

  13. I haven’t met anybody who hates each other as much as the southern and northern Italians lol

  14. I swear you lot have a bigger north south divide than us and we think all northerners are smelly thieves.

  16. Feels like all the talented Luigis move to Germany or Austria, which leaves all the regards behind to commence circlejerking

  17. There are so many better cities to list in Puglia. Don’t get me wrong, I have a soft spot for Foggia.

  21. Tf is Trentino Alto Adige doing here? Just give it back to Austria

  24. The biggest problem Italians have is being filled with Italians.

  25. With all it’s flaws , you have got to respect Italy. It has it’s food, the art, the history.

    In recent days, the North has a great work ethic, economic output, the commanded respect. They’re basically Germanic.

    The South has that sense of community, that je ne se said quoi that makes you think “Let’s fund these mofo’s, they seem happier than I am. They’re on to something. “

  26. Italy is a great country but Italians don’t know how to look after it

  27. How did you become the best with only the second best cuisine in the world?

  28. It bothers me that every region except Tuscany and Piedmont are written in Italian. Even Sardinia is in Ita
    alian for gods sake? What Anglo has ever deigned to utter “Sardegna”

    Edit: Me scusa, Lombardy is in English to. Che cazzo fai?

  32. Yup, you *are fucking* Italy. Once the romans awake again will teach you propper manners about how to fuck a country.

  33. If only I could get a decent job there without speaking Italian

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