This is why they can’t afford to buy a house

by Late_Leek_9827

32 comments
  1. This is what happens when you let boomers have words.

  2. Are they really trying to rollout the whole avocado toast crap years after the ameritards?

  3. It- I … it’s real. I am fucking flabbergasted by “woke fillings”.

    The woke fillings in question are avocado, olives and continental cheese.

    God forbid tastes change by generation

  4. Om a serious sandwich note. I love a ham and peas pudding sandwich. Id get more ham related sandwiches from shops if they contained more than 1 slice of shit ham with very little else.

  5. ridiculous, mustard is one of the most woke condiments

  6. Media in the UK is turning into American media, culture war click bait designed to annoy the normies. Worked out well for liberals in America.

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  7. Only a brit can be proud of their shitty mustard sandwiches. Learn to cook for fuck’s sake.

  8. Barry what the fuck are you putting on your Butterbrot

  9. As a millenial, I was able to afford a 6 bedroom property the second I stopped eating avocado toast.

  10. Ah the Mail. Truly one of the stupidest papers on the planet.

    Moaning about woke sandwich fillings now.

  11. Anything other than a gammon sandwich is woke. None of that forrin muck on our shores. Bloody DEI wrapped in bread.

  12. This article was written specifically to elicit this reaction. Even the dumbest of boomers don’t think there are woke sandwich fillings (I think).

  13. What’s a woke sandwich filling? I’m as big a hater of wokeness as anyone but this just seems like pointless buzzwords to me.

  14. They should stop micro-aggressing sandwiches and provide safe spaces for sandwiches being of a flavour that is not simply ham or cheese. Non-binary sandwiches exist. If the sandwich identifies as woke instead of ham or cheese it’s their right and we should respect their identity.

  15. Fucking sandwich fillings are woke too now?

    I guess this means we’ve reached the point where the purveyors of this insidious little narrative are openly admitting it was all a load of meaningless shit the entire time.

  16. Jesus, is this fucking regarded, Democracy dying literally in front of our eyes due to these people. I literally have no words, hopefully those responsible will by spit-roasted by Belphagor and Belzebub in some infernal sex den.

  17. It all went down hill once they let spaghetti into the country.

  18. woke fillings is when you order multiple fillings according to the menu, but get a single one.

  19. Say what you like about Millenials, but no one talks like that about my Gen Z.

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