I’ve been sending “love” on Reddit and changed my Facebook pic to blue and yellow. Now I am an activist and human rights campaigner
Kiev is spelt the Russian way; you want chicken Kyiv. Back to the store with you.
You need you boycott those Kiev’s
Shook my head a few times and said “that’s terrible/desperate” internally. Oh, a few tuts aswell.
I blamed SF for the invasion
Changed the jersey colours on my Fantasy Football teams kit to blue and yellow. Changed team name to “Klopp-on Putin”.
Only foreplay from now on as I refuse to Putin
Once I brought home a Chicken Maryland by mistake now every time I go to Lidl my partner is make sure you get the Kiev and not the Maryland… It happened once 3 years ago. Fcuk off
Chicken Kyiv*
i used all my equipment to ddos russian websites.
Registered to provide accomodation to Ukrainian refugees.
On Ireland AM this morning, presenters were talking about Ukraine and how their thoughts and prayers etc.
Then they said “coming up in our cooking segment, how to make a chicken stroganoff….”
A Stroganoff, that classic Russian dish! Right out of the Alan Partridge handbook!
Watched and said “Fucking hell, Wish I could help.”
Should we call them Chicken Kyivs going forward?
I funded flights for 7 future warriors to Poland and €500 each to kit themselves up. The short story is as a former military man but my knees are gone now and in my 50’s I wanted to sign up for the legion but really I would be a liability so I paid for 7 former soldiers to go.
I used to train with a Ukrainian girl from Kiev. She told me they do in fact eat chicken Kiev but they use minced chicken, then put garlic butter inside, breadcrumb and fry.
I wrote ‘Russian Warship, go fuck yourself’ in the mirror condensation after my bath.
I changed my face book profile pic to a Ukrainian flag, I’m convinced this will be the turning point of this conflict
I’ve become a part time war correspondent and donated €10 on Revolut
***Where*** is my medal
Going around Aldi with a marker and changing it to “Kyiv”.
I’ve made a conscious decision to slow down my walking so not be be associated with Russian
I’ve made a conscious decision to only get unconscious on Ukrainian Valium from this day forth.
I painted myself the colours of the ukrainian fleg and then took a shit on a printed out picture of Vlads face
Wear a balaclava when robbing a bank.
I’ve been donating to MSF (Doctors Without Borders) and UNICEF, and sharing this list of Ukrainian charities. Part of my next paycheck will go to some of them.
You can do a card payment or bank transfer, it takes moments.
I had a wank to some Ukrainian porn to raise awareness.
I donated several hundred euros to Ukrainian armed forces and several hundred more to humanitarian organizations helping Ukrainian refugees in Poland and Czech Republic.
I also decided that I will donate 20% of my paycheck to Ukraine-related causes going forward, I would donate more but unfortunately I can’t really afford it.
My friends in university in Lviv have started a news account in English, to try and cut through disinformation.
So I’ve been sharing that as much as possible 😉
If you know any organisation in Ireland that are helping Ukrainians, please message the account with the info.
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I’ve been sending “love” on Reddit and changed my Facebook pic to blue and yellow. Now I am an activist and human rights campaigner
Kiev is spelt the Russian way; you want chicken Kyiv. Back to the store with you.
You need you boycott those Kiev’s
Shook my head a few times and said “that’s terrible/desperate” internally. Oh, a few tuts aswell.
I blamed SF for the invasion
Changed the jersey colours on my Fantasy Football teams kit to blue and yellow. Changed team name to “Klopp-on Putin”.
Only foreplay from now on as I refuse to Putin
Once I brought home a Chicken Maryland by mistake now every time I go to Lidl my partner is make sure you get the Kiev and not the Maryland… It happened once 3 years ago. Fcuk off
Chicken Kyiv*
i used all my equipment to ddos russian websites.
Registered to provide accomodation to Ukrainian refugees.
On Ireland AM this morning, presenters were talking about Ukraine and how their thoughts and prayers etc.
Then they said “coming up in our cooking segment, how to make a chicken stroganoff….”
A Stroganoff, that classic Russian dish! Right out of the Alan Partridge handbook!
Watched and said “Fucking hell, Wish I could help.”
Should we call them Chicken Kyivs going forward?
I funded flights for 7 future warriors to Poland and €500 each to kit themselves up. The short story is as a former military man but my knees are gone now and in my 50’s I wanted to sign up for the legion but really I would be a liability so I paid for 7 former soldiers to go.
I used to train with a Ukrainian girl from Kiev. She told me they do in fact eat chicken Kiev but they use minced chicken, then put garlic butter inside, breadcrumb and fry.
I wrote ‘Russian Warship, go fuck yourself’ in the mirror condensation after my bath.
I changed my face book profile pic to a Ukrainian flag, I’m convinced this will be the turning point of this conflict
I donated € 200 to the Polish Red Cross. I have friends who have volunteered there for years: https://pck.pl/na-pomoc-ukrainie/
You can also donate to Polish Humanitarian Action: https://www.siepomaga.pl/pah-ukraina
Godspeed 🇺🇦! ✌️
I’ve become a part time war correspondent and donated €10 on Revolut
***Where*** is my medal
Going around Aldi with a marker and changing it to “Kyiv”.
I’ve made a conscious decision to slow down my walking so not be be associated with Russian
I’ve made a conscious decision to only get unconscious on Ukrainian Valium from this day forth.
I painted myself the colours of the ukrainian fleg and then took a shit on a printed out picture of Vlads face
Wear a balaclava when robbing a bank.
I’ve been donating to MSF (Doctors Without Borders) and UNICEF, and sharing this list of Ukrainian charities. Part of my next paycheck will go to some of them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/s6g5un/want_to_support_ukraine_heres_a_list_of_charities/
I was trying to remember where I’ve heard the word kiev before. It was this, chicken kiev. Thanks.
Funded the Ukrainian armed forces :
https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi
You can do a card payment or bank transfer, it takes moments.
I had a wank to some Ukrainian porn to raise awareness.
I donated several hundred euros to Ukrainian armed forces and several hundred more to humanitarian organizations helping Ukrainian refugees in Poland and Czech Republic.
I also decided that I will donate 20% of my paycheck to Ukraine-related causes going forward, I would donate more but unfortunately I can’t really afford it.
My friends in university in Lviv have started a news account in English, to try and cut through disinformation.
So I’ve been sharing that as much as possible 😉
If you know any organisation in Ireland that are helping Ukrainians, please message the account with the info.
https://instagram.com/studembassy_eng?r=nametag
@studembassy_eng