Someone probably lured him into a Kyser warehouse and locked the doors.
Also I thought is was David, but then again it may have been at one point.
Anybody check between the couch cushions?
don’t laugh, he’ll be POTUS when trump keels over in 2026
Commander Vance doing commander things
Getting that coup ready
Has he been hanged already?
Whatever makes sense
Musk has him covered. And he’s moving in on Trump’s role as well.
Milk cartons… not gonna work gotta get those flyers posted up at IKEA
That’s JP, right? JD Mandel?
They’re keeping him safe and secure until then obviously impending heart attack.
He’s off in Russia getting balls deep in a couple 3 year old sleeper sofas.
I get a feeling he won’t really be part of the government so when Trump dies in office he won’t have his own VP record or experience
He’s gotta get briefed into the whole russia scheme now. He gets to do some *real* grifting now, big league
Last seen attempting to strong arm the EU into allowing Elon’s white supremacy site to run unchecked in their home countries. May be considered weak-willed and dangerous.
He heard the couch had a positive pregnancy test and ghosted
Ever hear the story of two men?
One sailed away to sea, the other became vice president.
Neither were ever heard from again.
Missing, but not missed.
Okay, good.
He’s excitedly working with White House staff to pick out furniture for the next term.
He’s completing his monarch mind control program
Somebody forgot to remove him from his charger.
Starting the sweetest gig ever for anyone with no ambition! Hopefully Vance realizes he is heading towards the out door politically and just enjoys it for what it is before the supreme court outlaws mixed marriages
He’s disappearing into the background like all good VPs
That or he’s planning his coup. Half the people Trump appointed are all fired within 6 months
I think he insulted europe because of Twitter and elon the other day.
His honor and ethics are definitely missing.
No big deal guys he is just meeting privately with the heritage foundation to find out the next steps. Totally nothing to do with project 2025. No need to worry/s.
He’s probably just been shitposting on 4chan from a basement somewhere.
Well isn’t the VP supposed to be off stage now anyhow?
He’s in Mexico on vacation and getting his eye liner darkened up.
Last I heard he had taken 50mg of sildenafil and headed to the Raymour & Flanagan show floor. Damn shame there weren’t that many sectionals when he walked in….
Hide your couch, hide your wife, and hide your husband too
He’s the same place as Melania.
I’m still having a hard time imaging Pan-Sectional Vance as President when Drumpf strokes out.
I heard he was kicked out of his own home and is currently just couch surfing.
I heard Trump died and JD Vance is wearing a fat(ter) suit disquised as Trump
Afrikaaner Elon had him taken out.
Trump doesn’t like him. He is literally 1/2 Trump’s age, is thinner, has muuuch better hair, has a better education and a wife who seems to love him. He’s everything Trump wishes. I mean, they’re both morons but Trump has heard the rumor that JD is going to put him out to pasture.
The dude is sitting back watching Donald gulp down fast food slop, smiling in the knowledge that he’s just a heartbeat away from the presidency.
I think elon swallowed him whole
I think he was sighted at the Kremlin
Because he’s not a horrible liar, he’s horrible at lying
JD. Go wait in the broom cupboard till we need you. Here. Bring your Donuts.
OK. Good
He’s currently in the process of working with the best constitution lawyers to get amendments drafted for the 25th against trumpy.
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I wouldn’t say I’m missing him
Someone probably lured him into a Kyser warehouse and locked the doors.
Also I thought is was David, but then again it may have been at one point.
Anybody check between the couch cushions?
don’t laugh, he’ll be POTUS when trump keels over in 2026
Commander Vance doing commander things
Getting that coup ready
Has he been hanged already?
Whatever makes sense
Musk has him covered. And he’s moving in on Trump’s role as well.
Milk cartons… not gonna work gotta get those flyers posted up at IKEA
That’s JP, right? JD Mandel?
They’re keeping him safe and secure until then obviously impending heart attack.
He’s off in Russia getting balls deep in a couple 3 year old sleeper sofas.
I get a feeling he won’t really be part of the government so when Trump dies in office he won’t have his own VP record or experience
He’s gotta get briefed into the whole russia scheme now. He gets to do some *real* grifting now, big league
Last seen attempting to strong arm the EU into allowing Elon’s white supremacy site to run unchecked in their home countries. May be considered weak-willed and dangerous.
He heard the couch had a positive pregnancy test and ghosted
Ever hear the story of two men?
One sailed away to sea, the other became vice president.
Neither were ever heard from again.
Missing, but not missed.
Okay, good.
He’s excitedly working with White House staff to pick out furniture for the next term.
He’s completing his monarch mind control program
Somebody forgot to remove him from his charger.
Starting the sweetest gig ever for anyone with no ambition! Hopefully Vance realizes he is heading towards the out door politically and just enjoys it for what it is before the supreme court outlaws mixed marriages
He’s disappearing into the background like all good VPs
That or he’s planning his coup. Half the people Trump appointed are all fired within 6 months
I think he insulted europe because of Twitter and elon the other day.
His honor and ethics are definitely missing.
No big deal guys he is just meeting privately with the heritage foundation to find out the next steps. Totally nothing to do with project 2025. No need to worry/s.
He’s probably just been shitposting on 4chan from a basement somewhere.
Well isn’t the VP supposed to be off stage now anyhow?
He’s in Mexico on vacation and getting his eye liner darkened up.
Last I heard he had taken 50mg of sildenafil and headed to the Raymour & Flanagan show floor. Damn shame there weren’t that many sectionals when he walked in….
Hide your couch, hide your wife, and hide your husband too
He’s the same place as Melania.
I’m still having a hard time imaging Pan-Sectional Vance as President when Drumpf strokes out.
I heard he was kicked out of his own home and is currently just couch surfing.
I heard Trump died and JD Vance is wearing a fat(ter) suit disquised as Trump
Afrikaaner Elon had him taken out.
Trump doesn’t like him. He is literally 1/2 Trump’s age, is thinner, has muuuch better hair, has a better education and a wife who seems to love him. He’s everything Trump wishes. I mean, they’re both morons but Trump has heard the rumor that JD is going to put him out to pasture.
The dude is sitting back watching Donald gulp down fast food slop, smiling in the knowledge that he’s just a heartbeat away from the presidency.
I think elon swallowed him whole
I think he was sighted at the Kremlin
Because he’s not a horrible liar, he’s horrible at lying
JD. Go wait in the broom cupboard till we need you. Here. Bring your Donuts.
OK. Good
He’s currently in the process of working with the best constitution lawyers to get amendments drafted for the 25th against trumpy.
Did they hang him already???
You mean, James Donald Bowman!
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