Instead you get slasher Barry – less chance of death, more chance of horrific scars.
*people that want to stab other people*
“Oh gee whatever will I do? guess I’ll just buy another knife 🤭”
We are more of a slash and grab people.
Forged in Fire ratings about to sky rocket
Does the sharp bit pierce skin?
>Viners says it repeatedly tested the product to ensure the tip does not pierce skin
“How’s the stab testing going Charlie?”
“Well boss, we’ve killed our third test subject this week and the university is saying it can’t keep providing us with fresh grad students without the police kicking up a fuss, but Bob reckons his new square-tipped design might just work!”
“Square-tipped eh? Quite a change from the sharp-tipped concept we’ve been working with but hey, let’s give it a shot!”
You can still slith someones throat though, which is also a fucked up way to die.
Next week innovation: Skrewdriver with anti-stabbing-plate.
I should patent this. Safe way to billionaire.
Cutting edge technology, but no more stabby stabby, Barry
Call me crazy but i dont believe its the Barries the ones stabbing around
What about grinding the tip?
>Viners says it repeatedly tested the product to ensure the tip does not pierce skin.
I wonder how they tried.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Not with that attitude
Meanwhile here in glorious Poland
No hidden blades
But
Open carry sword? Fuck yes
Open carry katana? Fuck yes
Open carry black powder guns? Fuck yes
Want a T-55 tank? Why not, no licence needed
We used to be a proper country.
Also, what a shit design. Surely knives just need to have a hammerhead-style flange at the top to stop a frontal stab. Like an aquafoil’s keel.
I have that santoku one it’s nice
Now they must learn to slash people like samurais.
An affront to my culture and very way of life
Okay but can we talk about how fucking annoying it would become to try and open a bag/package with something like this? I hate this.
Barry is evolving just backwards
Time to sharpen the edge
Now what am I supposed to do of a balmy Tuesday afternoon?
Gimmick knife for use in prison and maybe school cooking classes.
Other wise there are probably a half a billion knives out there.
Meanwhile
Those stabbers are going to to be gutted when their nice new knife they just got for Christmas can’t do a damn bit of stabbin.
Christmas will be ruined.
How are they supposed to open bags? Or are they not supposed to be used for the kitchen?
I prefer slashing anyway.
Games gone
I always loved the slash only, 2hp servers on CS 1.6 more anyway. Stabbing was hard
32 comments
Bye bye stabbing. Hello slashing.
Instead you get slasher Barry – less chance of death, more chance of horrific scars.
*people that want to stab other people*
“Oh gee whatever will I do? guess I’ll just buy another knife 🤭”
We are more of a slash and grab people.
Forged in Fire ratings about to sky rocket
Does the sharp bit pierce skin?
>Viners says it repeatedly tested the product to ensure the tip does not pierce skin
“How’s the stab testing going Charlie?”
“Well boss, we’ve killed our third test subject this week and the university is saying it can’t keep providing us with fresh grad students without the police kicking up a fuss, but Bob reckons his new square-tipped design might just work!”
“Square-tipped eh? Quite a change from the sharp-tipped concept we’ve been working with but hey, let’s give it a shot!”
You can still slith someones throat though, which is also a fucked up way to die.
Next week innovation: Skrewdriver with anti-stabbing-plate.
I should patent this. Safe way to billionaire.
Cutting edge technology, but no more stabby stabby, Barry
Call me crazy but i dont believe its the Barries the ones stabbing around
What about grinding the tip?
>Viners says it repeatedly tested the product to ensure the tip does not pierce skin.
I wonder how they tried.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Not with that attitude
Meanwhile here in glorious Poland
No hidden blades
But
Open carry sword? Fuck yes
Open carry katana? Fuck yes
Open carry black powder guns? Fuck yes
Want a T-55 tank? Why not, no licence needed
We used to be a proper country.
Also, what a shit design. Surely knives just need to have a hammerhead-style flange at the top to stop a frontal stab. Like an aquafoil’s keel.
I have that santoku one it’s nice
Now they must learn to slash people like samurais.
An affront to my culture and very way of life
Okay but can we talk about how fucking annoying it would become to try and open a bag/package with something like this? I hate this.
Barry is evolving just backwards
Time to sharpen the edge
Now what am I supposed to do of a balmy Tuesday afternoon?
Gimmick knife for use in prison and maybe school cooking classes.
Other wise there are probably a half a billion knives out there.
Meanwhile
Those stabbers are going to to be gutted when their nice new knife they just got for Christmas can’t do a damn bit of stabbin.
Christmas will be ruined.
How are they supposed to open bags? Or are they not supposed to be used for the kitchen?
I prefer slashing anyway.
Games gone
I always loved the slash only, 2hp servers on CS 1.6 more anyway. Stabbing was hard
Can you sell it on warcelona too?
Comments are closed.