The following epitaph by Simonides was written on the monument: “Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by, that here obedient to their laws we lie.” (Ὦ ξεῖν’, ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα, τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.)
could use some cleaning
Is he naked?
HE THICCC
We shall fight in the shade.
ughh i want him to impale me with his spear
Such a bad ass.
Leonidas I want to protect Greece but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Persians
Nice booty
/r/upvotebecausebutt
buns of steel
Should be named LeonidASS, that statues got some buns
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Erected in 1955.
The following epitaph by Simonides was written on the monument: “Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by, that here obedient to their laws we lie.” (Ὦ ξεῖν’, ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα, τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.)
could use some cleaning
Is he naked?
HE THICCC
We shall fight in the shade.
ughh i want him to impale me with his spear
Such a bad ass.
Leonidas I want to protect Greece but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Persians
Nice booty
/r/upvotebecausebutt
buns of steel
Should be named LeonidASS, that statues got some buns
my hero leonidas!
Were their spears THIS long?
Am I allowed to be a party pooper? Because [Sparta fucking sucked](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/) in all possible meanings.
Thats Europe’s Ass
He who bravely stood and fought for his right to own slaves!