They think it’s cool and funny and clever, and this tells you *everything* you need to know about them.
Tell me you were never kissed by a woman you aren’t related to without telling me you were never kissed by a woman you aren’t related to.
They’re providing a public service by warning people off.
Just a warning to keep a proper distance from them
It’s the German equivalent to bumper stickers.
A middle aged guy cycled passed me the other day, with white latex rubber testicles hanging from his saddle, bouncing along as he rides by… I’ve been thinking about pretty much nothing else since. I just keep picturing the guy, in the bike shop, browsing all the different colours and sizes, trying to gauge which one most matches his… the wink or stupid edgelord comment he makes to the person at the counter… the basic bitch joy he feels the first few times people react to the sight… it’s become this perfect little vignette for me of “fragile masculinity” so so weird.
Now that’s cringe.
They are an equivalent to truck nutz.
It’s the German equivalent of a Trump bumper sticker: “watch out, idiot driving”.
It screams insecurity
I can practically see a guy with a base cap and baggy shorts. I also smell e-cigarettes and what seems to be a monster energy drink.
Thats cringe, lunacy, insecurity, desperation all in one place.
I bet this person isnt even getting laid as it projects…..
Well there are adults that don’t get their sense of humour higher than fifth grade for most of their lives.
Looks like something a 16-year-old would do. That or a very douchey 20-something.
Are you a virgin? YES
Those say “I don’t care how my car looks like” about you
Some dude around me has DILLIGAF on his rear window. Do I look like I give a fuck? People who DGAF usually don’t try so hard no to LLTGIF
They are kind enough to warn you of their anti-social way of being. It’s like vibrant colours in frogs indicating toxicity
Never left the mental state of an edgy 14 year old.
Kernbehindert
It’s a service really, they are signaling that they are utter idiots so you don’t have to waste a single second of your precious time with them.
1. Surplus of stickers
2. owning a car
Bamm ! So ein Feuerball JUNGE!
Immature children who think bragging about what a pimp they are attracts women. It’s the same with all the other “funny” stickers, from raised middle fingers to “Rate my driving, call 1-800-fuckU”, and similar shit, it’s a sign of immaturity andtells me I need to be prepared for erratic or dangerous driving behavior.
well, you see, the world requires winners AND losers…this is not a winner
Incel
No intelligent human being would dare to put even one of these stickers on their car.
r/arethestraightsok
They need to compensate something.
I don’t know, but I’m betting they are sad and desperate….
So you can make fun of them when you drive behind them I would guess
They compensate missing brain.
Step 1: Buy A LOT of those
Step 2: Find someone with a character worthy of those stickers and pimp his ride without getting caught.
Step 3: ???~~wut doing step-xx~~???
Step 4: Profit
I can just smell the guy now… kinda mildewy, sweaty with way too much axe body spray. Oh and can’t forget the vape and monster. Eugh
Just German things
These exist in Germany too? Thought it was riverside California
Damn… Always thought this was an American thing.
I see you have rednecks in Germany as well.
This really surprised me in Germany because even in Serbia people don’t do this anymore
Simple. They have a small Penis.
It’s a special identification method to show that the driver gets 0 pussy
It’s to let women know they need to steer clear of them.
The worst are those ‘fuck Greta’ stickers. I seen quite a few of them. One was in a middle aged family man’s van. Another was on an employee for a Gemeinde. Imagine being that immature….
High insecurity and self pity about not losing their virginity yet as well as only driving a shitty VW Golf or some other kids car I guess.
We call these people “virgins”
The sort of people that have their life peak in middle school.
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They think it’s cool and funny and clever, and this tells you *everything* you need to know about them.
Tell me you were never kissed by a woman you aren’t related to without telling me you were never kissed by a woman you aren’t related to.
They’re providing a public service by warning people off.
Just a warning to keep a proper distance from them
It’s the German equivalent to bumper stickers.
A middle aged guy cycled passed me the other day, with white latex rubber testicles hanging from his saddle, bouncing along as he rides by… I’ve been thinking about pretty much nothing else since. I just keep picturing the guy, in the bike shop, browsing all the different colours and sizes, trying to gauge which one most matches his… the wink or stupid edgelord comment he makes to the person at the counter… the basic bitch joy he feels the first few times people react to the sight… it’s become this perfect little vignette for me of “fragile masculinity” so so weird.
Now that’s cringe.
They are an equivalent to truck nutz.
It’s the German equivalent of a Trump bumper sticker: “watch out, idiot driving”.
It screams insecurity
I can practically see a guy with a base cap and baggy shorts. I also smell e-cigarettes and what seems to be a monster energy drink.
Thats cringe, lunacy, insecurity, desperation all in one place.
I bet this person isnt even getting laid as it projects…..
Well there are adults that don’t get their sense of humour higher than fifth grade for most of their lives.
Looks like something a 16-year-old would do. That or a very douchey 20-something.
Are you a virgin? YES
Those say “I don’t care how my car looks like” about you
Some dude around me has DILLIGAF on his rear window. Do I look like I give a fuck? People who DGAF usually don’t try so hard no to LLTGIF
They are kind enough to warn you of their anti-social way of being. It’s like vibrant colours in frogs indicating toxicity
Never left the mental state of an edgy 14 year old.
Kernbehindert
It’s a service really, they are signaling that they are utter idiots so you don’t have to waste a single second of your precious time with them.
1. Surplus of stickers
2. owning a car
Bamm ! So ein Feuerball JUNGE!
Immature children who think bragging about what a pimp they are attracts women. It’s the same with all the other “funny” stickers, from raised middle fingers to “Rate my driving, call 1-800-fuckU”, and similar shit, it’s a sign of immaturity andtells me I need to be prepared for erratic or dangerous driving behavior.
well, you see, the world requires winners AND losers…this is not a winner
Incel
No intelligent human being would dare to put even one of these stickers on their car.
r/arethestraightsok
They need to compensate something.
I don’t know, but I’m betting they are sad and desperate….
So you can make fun of them when you drive behind them I would guess
They compensate missing brain.
Step 1: Buy A LOT of those
Step 2: Find someone with a character worthy of those stickers and pimp his ride without getting caught.
Step 3: ???~~wut doing step-xx~~???
Step 4: Profit
I can just smell the guy now… kinda mildewy, sweaty with way too much axe body spray. Oh and can’t forget the vape and monster. Eugh
Just German things
These exist in Germany too? Thought it was riverside California
Damn… Always thought this was an American thing.
I see you have rednecks in Germany as well.
This really surprised me in Germany because even in Serbia people don’t do this anymore
Simple. They have a small Penis.
It’s a special identification method to show that the driver gets 0 pussy
It’s to let women know they need to steer clear of them.
The worst are those ‘fuck Greta’ stickers. I seen quite a few of them. One was in a middle aged family man’s van. Another was on an employee for a Gemeinde. Imagine being that immature….
High insecurity and self pity about not losing their virginity yet as well as only driving a shitty VW Golf or some other kids car I guess.
We call these people “virgins”
The sort of people that have their life peak in middle school.
Insecurities camouflaged as humor.