yeah mate

by InanimateAutomaton

25 comments
  1. An American realising they’re 5% of the world, rather than the world.

  2. Y-you don’t seethe?

    Y-you… you don’t cope?

  3. Do the Americans really think they won the war of 1812? They invaded Canada, got pushed back, achieved none of their war aims. By what measure can they claim to have won?

  4. For you the day we burned down your capital was one of the most important days of your nations life, for us it was Tuesday.

  5. If we had to learn about every country that ever gained independence from us in school, we wouldn’t get anything else done.

  6. Based Barry.

    Also, I’m tired of the term “Americans” for people in the USA. America is way bigger than that, you can ask fellow Pedros, Joaos, Quebec Pierres and well… are English speaking canadians considered Barries also?

  7. I still like how often France, Spain, and England took turns spanking each other for centuries. We got in a little bit of the action there at the end.

    Edit: Not us spanking anyone, just being involved at all.

  8. Oh no, we lost the financially draining American colonies. Where are we going to send the criminals?
    Oh, right, Australia, never mind then. At least now we can fight the French over something of value.

    (I am half-Barry)

  9. Also the Yanks lost the 1812 war. The fact so many think they won it shows their extreme ignorance and arrogance.

  10. The joke is that the brit writes worse english. Cannot qualify for 2we4u points

  11. It’s funny how these irrelevant anglos are so desperate to get validation for an empire that they lost decades ago.

    America today is economically and militarily far stronger than Britain was at its peak.

    But yet you will not find a single American who boasts about America’s current superpower status as much as these anglo beggars who has this constant need to boast about their country’s bygone great power status to feel less bad about their current shit status.

  12. Wait, do americans actually think they won the war of 1812?

  13. I went to the american History Museum in Washington DC and even the museum said that the Americans won the war of 1812.

    Keep coping americans, Canada remains an impenetrable fortress 🗣️‼️

  14. They didn’t win the War of 1812, and American historians don’t even claim that. There was something called the Treaty of Ghent and it was a proper status quo ante bellum which did stop them trading with France on our terms – in a war they declared, and where we burnt down their White House and Capitol, over a matter no longer relevant by that point. And if you want ‘even’, we ‘even’ did that while fighting a minor side nuisance called fucking *Napoleon*.

    There was a Battle of New Orleans that was formally not part of the war and which evened out the result to a stalemate.

  15. The Americans never burned down London.

    The English did burn down London once.

  16. I’m not too hot on American history. Wasn’t that war just the (Colonies)English fighting the English?!

    I never understood the “we won” attitude, surely they could have claimed they won regardless of the outcome of the war because all they simply did was to be born into a winning institution. It kinda feels like a nothing statement.

    I’m assuming my thinking is wrong here as I am incredibly clueless when it comes to the US.

  17. The British were too occupied fighting Napoleon to care about the US. The 1812 War was, in every single sense of the word, a backwater conflict of little importance.

  18. Wait, they count an opposing army invading and burning down their capital as a victory? Wow, the copium in the Ameritard history books is really strong

  19. Book, inaccuracy, best, best, good, brilliant, blunder, checkmate

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