Dutch is like if a crackhead tried to speak German
Most normal “Belgian” man:
Can I send them a Tikkie for the 3 seconds I spent hearing that?
oh nee
We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem
Oh, so that’s how hillbillies speak German. Gotcha!
Best song out of Belgium since “Domino Ofzo”
Eindelijk begrijp ik sommige nederlands.
Belgium shouldn’t exist
“Langlaufen with the aunt of your niece” , so just your own mother then?
It’s not a real language, it’s a German dialect.
As a wise man once said: if you give a child a german book to learn and swap every 5 pages with english, then sprinkle some French over it because it was cool once, that’s Dutch!
What the fuck?
girls dancing 🥰
Could you imagine pull a Dutch bird and going back to her house and she sticks this on.
Be like the fucking CBAT thing on steroids.
“Geef me ein Klap Papa”
*Oompa pa techno plays ominously
Dutch people are unable to make music that you can’t rave to
We are so similar, yet so, so, fundamentally different.
Banger
I know which language is this!
wait so dutch people also say saufen??
It always feels like I’m having a stroke when I hear the dutch language
Per capita it is a language
Sorry
Language? Look at all these beautiful people.
fuck you for making me watch this. well done.
Negen, Tien, Tieten zien
Why does he dress like a northern Mexican?
As an Austrian, listening to this, feels like having a stroke.
Oddly familiar but still gibberish
Don’t look at me, I don’t accept this either
At least they have good music. Even if they sound like…
Such a crude language! They must be speaking in tongues or something, I will gladly teach them a real language!
A song for an activity that you can’t even do in your own country 🤣
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LEKKER HAKKEN JONGEN
This is cultural appropriation. I’m sending a tikkie for the cowboy gear. My predecessors didn’t hump sheep and walk across the United States on foot to have some Dutch cunt wear their clothing.
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Dutch is like if a crackhead tried to speak German
Most normal “Belgian” man:
Can I send them a Tikkie for the 3 seconds I spent hearing that?
oh nee
We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem
Oh, so that’s how hillbillies speak German. Gotcha!
Best song out of Belgium since “Domino Ofzo”
Eindelijk begrijp ik sommige nederlands.
Belgium shouldn’t exist
“Langlaufen with the aunt of your niece” , so just your own mother then?
It’s not a real language, it’s a German dialect.
As a wise man once said: if you give a child a german book to learn and swap every 5 pages with english, then sprinkle some French over it because it was cool once, that’s Dutch!
What the fuck?
girls dancing 🥰
Could you imagine pull a Dutch bird and going back to her house and she sticks this on.
Be like the fucking CBAT thing on steroids.
“Geef me ein Klap Papa”
*Oompa pa techno plays ominously
Dutch people are unable to make music that you can’t rave to
We are so similar, yet so, so, fundamentally different.
Banger
I know which language is this!
wait so dutch people also say saufen??
It always feels like I’m having a stroke when I hear the dutch language
Per capita it is a language
Sorry
Language? Look at all these beautiful people.
fuck you for making me watch this. well done.
Negen, Tien, Tieten zien
Why does he dress like a northern Mexican?
As an Austrian, listening to this, feels like having a stroke.
Oddly familiar but still gibberish
Don’t look at me, I don’t accept this either
At least they have good music. Even if they sound like…
Such a crude language! They must be speaking in tongues or something, I will gladly teach them a real language!
A song for an activity that you can’t even do in your own country 🤣
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LEKKER HAKKEN JONGEN
This is cultural appropriation. I’m sending a tikkie for the cowboy gear. My predecessors didn’t hump sheep and walk across the United States on foot to have some Dutch cunt wear their clothing.
I’m glad it’s Flemish
They STOLE our language
How very dare they
https://youtu.be/ycxrqdFELdI it can go so fucking hard though
I always visit Belgium for their famous apres skis. (The only words I understood)
My culture is not your hat.
Why is he wearing a cowboy hat?
Why the fuck am I able to understand this
That’s just a mix of Dutch and German
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