The cure to cancer doesn’t exi-

by Grixis08

22 comments
  1. My pharmacist gave this to me recently. I felt like a kid again. The smell alone did it.

  2. I’ve got a tub in my house, I think it’s been handed down over centuries in my wife’s family. I daren’t even touch it let alone stick my finger in there. I can only imagine the amount of arseholes and foofs it’s been on.

  3. This and Savlon. If one doesn’t fix it, the other does.

  4. This shit cures EVERYTHING! It’s right up there with the damp green paper towel from school!

  5. Worked in a nursing home and every resident had a pot of these in their cupboard.
    When in doubt, slap some on was what our nurses said if it wasn’t something unusual

  6. Yeah, people of conscience really shouldn’t buy this product anymore.

    It’s now owned by Teva Pharmaceuticals.

  7. Seeing people put savlon but come now, germolene with the added local anaesthetic is the one true cream.

  8. People say savlon is the upgrade.

    Peasants. Cavilon is the supreme leader.

    … But then I worked in the NHS for 15 years and swear by it.

  9. There’s nothing centuries old Sudocrem and a paracetamol from my grandma’s stash she has in her kitchen cabinet (most of which have expired) can’t fix.

  10. I hate this stuff. Entirely because it’s so misused.

    It’s a greasy mildly astringent barrier cream. Not gods gift to mankind. Contrary to that label it’s pretty crap for eczema compared to newer products not from the Stone Age.

  11. Sudocrem, savlon, germolene new skin and lucozade are the essentials

  12. Affectionately known as “where’s the damn bum-cream gone now?!?” in many a household

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