1. **Russia** (same day as in 2023)
2. **Turkey** (same day as in 2023)
3. **Germany** (**49 DAYS EARLIER THAN IN 2023**)
4. **Belarus** (1 day later)
5. **Austria** (Austria-Hungary got partitioned on the 49th day last year)
6. **Union between Australia and Hungary**
7. Greece ceded their Macedonian territory to what used to be North Macedonia and Western Thrace to Bulgaria
8. **Switzerland** (4 days later)
9. **Union between Czechia, Slovakia and Slovenia**
10. Iceland gets invaded and annexed by Japan
* **”Belgium”**: King Leopold II;
* **France**: Napoleon;
* **Georgia**: King Tamar;
* **Greece**: Alexander the Mid;
* **Hell**: Satan himself;
* **Italy**: Sergio Mattarella;
* **Netherlands**: Joost Klein (The singer who represented The Netherlands in Eurovision);
* **Norway**: Magnus Carlsen (best chess player ever);
* **Romania**: Vlad the Imperor;
* **Spain**: King José Napoleón Bonaparte (oldest brother of Napoleon himself);
* **Sweden**: King Ragnar;
* **Vatican**: God himself.
You can change rulers by killing them if your comment gets at least 5 upvotes.
Software used: Photoshop (you can also use Paint.net)
Map dimension: 4250×3600 (15 300 000 px), better resolution than a 4K map. If only Reddit hadn’t turned all the photos into a 144p mess on most phones, it would have been much better.
Comment below if you’d like to see your city (or any other) added (if it fits on the map). I’ll add more cities for the Nordic(k)s and Ukraine on the next days.
Divide up France
The continental hemorrhoid that’s often called Denmark has been around for far too long.
I need my beloved Livonia. Merge Estonia and Latvia.
The devil wants access to the sea and decides to flood the Netherlands 😈
Can we merge Croatia, Bosnia and Montenegro and just call it Portugal?
Then you can leave Portugal in gray/no-data, like Western Sahara
The UK must be destroyed.
Then divide it between Denmark, which will form the Danelaw, and Ireland, which will form a Celtic Empire.
Day 1 of asking for the unification of Yugoczechoslovakoslovenia.
Please make Czechoslovakoslovenia annex Graz to consolidate the state.
Give “Belgium” to the DRC
The Dutch expand into the sea.
Please make Ireland whole. Don’t merge them with the UK, just Northern Ireland and rename it Èire. I don’t think most Brits here would even mind.
They can conquer the rest of the UK in a future episode, or team up with Scotland.
The Deutsch language has to be eradicated, there’s no place for funny characters like “ß” in Europe. Greater Liechtenstein has to go.
UK has to go away.
Finland takes up too much space, let’s change that.
Portugal, but it’s split only between other Balkan countries
The Dutchies flood hell with water and take it back
Give us Constantinople and the rest of the Asia Minor coast it’s ours 😡. Georgia can have the rest. Also southern Italy
Azerbajdzjan is peacefully annexed by Armenia except for Nagorno Karabakh, which (very unexpectedly) votes to join Georgia instead, which they gladly accept.
Guys we end up proposing the same things over and over: Celtic union, Danelaw, Yugoslavia, western empires… Let’s try something unexpected: Montenegro takes power, greece colonizes the north, Corsica and Sardinia form a powerful maritime empire…
Azerbaïdjan again
Italy : Vatican city must grow
Shit I had expected the Dutch bible belt to put up a fight against Hell, but Satan went straight through.
Andorra starts a conqest against Pablo. The well-timed attack took place atound siesta, therefore, no Pablos were available to deefnd their country. When they woke up, Andorra had already encircled them.
I am once again asking you for new partition of Poland!
Japan does a naval invasion on UK and debarrifies it by forcing all British males to be femboys
Merge Australia-Hungary with Ethiopia and call it Australia-Hungry.
Bring back the teutonic order 🙏🏻
It’s time to let Eesti into Nordic. Let the Finns have the mainland, and give the islands (Dagö, Ösel etc) to the Swedes. Then order is restored and Eesti can finally into Nordic.
I zoomed in without realising and read Spain as “Pain”.
Can we please officially rename it to Pain as it fits surprisingly well.
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**List of partitioned countries** (and more)
1. **Russia** (same day as in 2023)
2. **Turkey** (same day as in 2023)
3. **Germany** (**49 DAYS EARLIER THAN IN 2023**)
4. **Belarus** (1 day later)
5. **Austria** (Austria-Hungary got partitioned on the 49th day last year)
6. **Union between Australia and Hungary**
7. Greece ceded their Macedonian territory to what used to be North Macedonia and Western Thrace to Bulgaria
8. **Switzerland** (4 days later)
9. **Union between Czechia, Slovakia and Slovenia**
10. Iceland gets invaded and annexed by Japan
**Top 5 biggest countries**
1. **Finland**: 2 175 194 pixels
2. **Ukraine**: 1 503 574 pixels
3. **Georgia**: 608 152 pixels
4. **France**: 487 417 pixels
5. **Spain**: 367 097 pixels
* **Honorable mention**: Japan – 72 921 pixels
**List of confirmed country rulers**:
* **”Belgium”**: King Leopold II;
* **France**: Napoleon;
* **Georgia**: King Tamar;
* **Greece**: Alexander the Mid;
* **Hell**: Satan himself;
* **Italy**: Sergio Mattarella;
* **Netherlands**: Joost Klein (The singer who represented The Netherlands in Eurovision);
* **Norway**: Magnus Carlsen (best chess player ever);
* **Romania**: Vlad the Imperor;
* **Spain**: King José Napoleón Bonaparte (oldest brother of Napoleon himself);
* **Sweden**: King Ragnar;
* **Vatican**: God himself.
You can change rulers by killing them if your comment gets at least 5 upvotes.
Software used: Photoshop (you can also use Paint.net)
Map dimension: 4250×3600 (15 300 000 px), better resolution than a 4K map. If only Reddit hadn’t turned all the photos into a 144p mess on most phones, it would have been much better.
https://preview.redd.it/pef8948e003e1.png?width=4250&format=png&auto=webp&s=74bc035c76e277b3d1246d3ce82f75e63b9a4b2d
Comment below if you’d like to see your city (or any other) added (if it fits on the map). I’ll add more cities for the Nordic(k)s and Ukraine on the next days.
Divide up France
The continental hemorrhoid that’s often called Denmark has been around for far too long.
I need my beloved Livonia. Merge Estonia and Latvia.
The devil wants access to the sea and decides to flood the Netherlands 😈
Can we merge Croatia, Bosnia and Montenegro and just call it Portugal?
Then you can leave Portugal in gray/no-data, like Western Sahara
The UK must be destroyed.
Then divide it between Denmark, which will form the Danelaw, and Ireland, which will form a Celtic Empire.
Day 1 of asking for the unification of Yugoczechoslovakoslovenia.
Please make Czechoslovakoslovenia annex Graz to consolidate the state.
Give “Belgium” to the DRC
The Dutch expand into the sea.
Please make Ireland whole. Don’t merge them with the UK, just Northern Ireland and rename it Èire. I don’t think most Brits here would even mind.
They can conquer the rest of the UK in a future episode, or team up with Scotland.
The Deutsch language has to be eradicated, there’s no place for funny characters like “ß” in Europe. Greater Liechtenstein has to go.
UK has to go away.
Finland takes up too much space, let’s change that.
Portugal, but it’s split only between other Balkan countries
The Dutchies flood hell with water and take it back
Give us Constantinople and the rest of the Asia Minor coast it’s ours 😡. Georgia can have the rest. Also southern Italy
Azerbajdzjan is peacefully annexed by Armenia except for Nagorno Karabakh, which (very unexpectedly) votes to join Georgia instead, which they gladly accept.
Guys we end up proposing the same things over and over: Celtic union, Danelaw, Yugoslavia, western empires… Let’s try something unexpected: Montenegro takes power, greece colonizes the north, Corsica and Sardinia form a powerful maritime empire…
Azerbaïdjan again
Italy : Vatican city must grow
Shit I had expected the Dutch bible belt to put up a fight against Hell, but Satan went straight through.
Andorra starts a conqest against Pablo. The well-timed attack took place atound siesta, therefore, no Pablos were available to deefnd their country. When they woke up, Andorra had already encircled them.
I am once again asking you for new partition of Poland!
Japan does a naval invasion on UK and debarrifies it by forcing all British males to be femboys
Merge Australia-Hungary with Ethiopia and call it Australia-Hungry.
Bring back the teutonic order 🙏🏻
It’s time to let Eesti into Nordic. Let the Finns have the mainland, and give the islands (Dagö, Ösel etc) to the Swedes. Then order is restored and Eesti can finally into Nordic.
I zoomed in without realising and read Spain as “Pain”.
Can we please officially rename it to Pain as it fits surprisingly well.
Faeroe are Japanese, too?
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