Wake up babe, Turkey v Greece round 57 just dropped!

24 comments

1. In non-yank measures are..?

2. Germans are already constructing a pipeline.

3. Germany when they have to pick a side

   

4. Go turkey

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5. *looks a heating bill*

   Cyprus is rightful Greek clay 🇬🇷💪💪💪

6. 🐺🐎🏹🫒🇹🇷🤝🏻🇬🇷🕊️🏹🐎🐺

7. Ah fuck, here we go again

8. About time we started exploiting those reserves. Though I can tell you right now that without the help of Israel no natural gas will ever be extracted.

9. The south is the Greek side, right? Problem solved.

10. Cyprus has always been part of Russia
    – Putin, one hour from now

11. Turks have no rights.

12. Super old news

13. Did you know that Cyprus has WMDs?

14. Sorry. It’s all the fucking onion and feta I’ve been eating on holiday.

15. Turns out its within the Cyprus sovereign base area of the UK. Sorry lads.

    

16. If its south Cyprus its the good one

17. https://preview.redd.it/exinlezhn03e1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956b4f1dec6eaab63923cfeaacaf6ba336637f62

18. Jokes on both of you. We’re already planting a flag as we speak!

19. Last time Italian and French oil interests clashed, didn’t a guy end up with a bayonet up where the one doesn’t shine?

20. This is old news, joint French and Italian companies have been in possession of this information for years.

21. We showering good tonight boys

22. What a coincidence, the Akrotiri and Dhekelia just got an EEZ!

23. You know, I am tired. Since fucking Alexander the Great it has always been the same thing between Stavros and whatever it is at its east.

    Sadly, the comedy has fallen to the level of fart jokes.

24. Seems like the British soveign base EEZ comes in clutch again 

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