Worker boasted he ejaculated in boss’s beard balm after row

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1. This sub never fails to depress, enrage or bemuse me on a Monday morning. Today its option C 🙂

2. Just when you think you’ve seen almost every possible news headline.

3. I read the article and method of execution wasn’t as the headline implied.

4. “…and, by means unknown, depositing his semen into the bottle.” I think we all know by what means that stuff got in there.

5. Ok I’ll say it ….. “well I guess he didn’t see that one cumming”

6. Too far man. Deep heat would have had a better impact and be more hygienic.

7. I feel like if you’re going to do shit like this, you’d at least keep it to yourself and admit nothing

8. I wonder what the boss did to warrant them doing that lmao

9. Boss the next day: Wow, my beard is silky smooth today, defo buying this again.

10. Giving the boss a seeded smooth finish on the beard

11. Have a row with your boss, get angry. Go have an angry wank.
    We’ve all been there…

12. One thing doing it boasting about it he’s class as dumbest criminal

13. When I was in the RAF and working nights, a lad on my shift would rub the end of his cock on a Sgt’s coffee mug.
    Boys will be boys

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