Elon Musk says he’s a 3,000-year-old time-travelling alien who assumes identities

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1. Ketamine is one hell of a drug

2. He’s an illegal alien from South Africa.

3. Heavens Gate moment

4. He can go anywhere in time and space, and he picks Ass Hat, 2024.

   Right

5. And currently his identity is a piece of shit.

6. Let’s drug test his ass for working so close with the government.

7. And here I am thinking he was just a giant douchebag. Boy, do I have egg on my face.

8. Musk got the “alien” part correct; he’s alien to decent behavior

9. Imagine if it turns out aliens are just snarky, edgelord asshats

10. Does Luke Skywalker blow up SpaceX?

11. This guy’s an asshat

12. Do each of his identities require hair plugs?

13. Great. Now we have two insane mofos to be running loose in the White House. Trumpland promises to be a freaking nightmare.

14. He’s Dip Shit Boy from planet Wacko 5

15. Just say no, kids.

16. It must be boring having all of that money and time.

17. That’s some strong Flavor-Aid they are drinking at Mar-a-lago.

18. That’s all he leared in 3000 years. Elon might be the living proof that in the rest of the universe there exists no intelligent life

19. Xenu is that you?!

20. Yeah,nah. He’s just corrupt. It’s that simple.

21. So, he’s a scientologist?

22. He is creepy. Even his kids would agree

23. Time traveling vampire alien *dbag

24. Dr. Who?

25. Okay I must have missed that one on my bingo card

26. An illegal alien who designs shitty vehicles. He must be the village idiot who was dumped on our planet.

27. Uhhh negative. I am a meat popsicle.

28. He’s a MAGAT.

29. Ketamine is a hell of a drug

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