Just when you thought estate agents couldn’t be more insufferable…
No chance would I use any company that uses the word rizz
Aaah yes
Nothing says “boujee” like being able to reach your sink from your bed
I hate what society has become
Anyone else read that as “no homo here” at first glance?
As a Gen Z, wtf?
“Hi is this flat still Skibidi Sigma?”
What does room Rizz even mean
Okay but by not publishing the actual rent per month, I’m pretty sure they’re just varying it based on what kind of student you are and how much they think they can get out of you. It just screams that someone is going to get ripped off.
Is this what it takes to catch the attention of the TikTok generation for more than 3 seconds? Absolute brain melt.
Nottingham or Derby?
What a bunch of hardos
Agent be mushroomin hun
“no fomo here”. is that because nobody wants it?
That is not how you spell bougie
The word I hate the most in here is ‘retainer’
Are we really using that word over here?
The best way to attract the youth is with prices they can afford and then leaving them alone unless they need you
Ormskirk.
Cringe
Nice coat. Suits you.
I must be missing something (not a boomer btw) but when I was a student in the 2000s all I needed for 99% of the time was a bed, beer (from my student loan) and chicks. If I was home I watched tv, otherwise I was out and lived on kebabs, or burning myself cooking pizza on a shitty oven.
Have students these days all become literal geniuses that they need lots of space for books or a cooking theatre or something?
Whoever was in charge of the guillotine needs to be sacked, the cut on them is awfull
>So boujee
Now I’m imagining that the Lettings Agent is Del Boy.
There’s about five languages that I don’t speak that I can understand more than this.
Sick boi ! Tote Nash ima lik dat ting sat doit mky luv yna fr reeeeel
Also skibbidy (maybe I don’t know)
The fuck is a rizz?
What the fuck is “room rizz”? It doesn’t even make sense.
flipside, the kids see this, cringe and stop using the wordz.
I just cringed so hard I think I sprained something
zomg those rooms with identical magnolia walls and identical laminate flooring have so much rizz
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Is that real?
Stath Lets Flats
Just when you thought estate agents couldn’t be more insufferable…
No chance would I use any company that uses the word rizz
Aaah yes
Nothing says “boujee” like being able to reach your sink from your bed
I hate what society has become
Anyone else read that as “no homo here” at first glance?
As a Gen Z, wtf?
“Hi is this flat still Skibidi Sigma?”
What does room Rizz even mean
Okay but by not publishing the actual rent per month, I’m pretty sure they’re just varying it based on what kind of student you are and how much they think they can get out of you. It just screams that someone is going to get ripped off.
Is this what it takes to catch the attention of the TikTok generation for more than 3 seconds? Absolute brain melt.
Nottingham or Derby?
What a bunch of hardos
Agent be mushroomin hun
“no fomo here”. is that because nobody wants it?
That is not how you spell bougie
The word I hate the most in here is ‘retainer’
Are we really using that word over here?
The best way to attract the youth is with prices they can afford and then leaving them alone unless they need you
Ormskirk.
Cringe
Nice coat. Suits you.
I must be missing something (not a boomer btw) but when I was a student in the 2000s all I needed for 99% of the time was a bed, beer (from my student loan) and chicks. If I was home I watched tv, otherwise I was out and lived on kebabs, or burning myself cooking pizza on a shitty oven.
Have students these days all become literal geniuses that they need lots of space for books or a cooking theatre or something?
Whoever was in charge of the guillotine needs to be sacked, the cut on them is awfull
>So boujee
Now I’m imagining that the Lettings Agent is Del Boy.
There’s about five languages that I don’t speak that I can understand more than this.
Sick boi ! Tote Nash ima lik dat ting sat doit mky luv yna fr reeeeel
Also skibbidy (maybe I don’t know)
The fuck is a rizz?
What the fuck is “room rizz”? It doesn’t even make sense.
flipside, the kids see this, cringe and stop using the wordz.
I just cringed so hard I think I sprained something
zomg those rooms with identical magnolia walls and identical laminate flooring have so much rizz
https://preview.redd.it/5hwscxe5a53e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8dbd4eb79155dc25909ef0a60083146da175dc
Bet
I hate everything about this.
“Okay now, I’ll admit it, things are getting a little Dystopian.”
They’re desperate to sell because no one can afford it.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE FLY IN THE TOP LEFT ROOM (in the small pics)
Fucker’s got the entire bed to himself.
Not moving in with *him*.
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