Why should we contribute if you’re paying us? I don’t understand. Can you please send more money, I need to buy a new Mercedes.
Shouldn’t it be negative Euros?
PIGS allow you to have a sunny beach summer holidays with good food, beautiful females… buy cheap property and resell to locals at crazy inflated prices that they can only pay with a 40y mortgage that results in 3x the already inflated price, they allow you to have remote cheap workers… and they promised to not use your EU funds to grow their economies but spend it all in a corrupt way so the blame cannot be traced back to you and at the same time keeping the promise of always be inferior so you can be the best EU nations.
But there are many notes.
Dont forget their sleeper agent Lagarde. Wed be out of inflation by tomorrow if it wasnt for the pigs
I mean… You pay us to build infrastructures for you to enjoy during your vacations!!
Still too much
Hey, look, it’s our contribution to the EU too 😁
Everyone loves the EU then its pumping someone elses money up your rectum.
I’m sure I’ve seen graphs of Italy contributing for some time, and even Spain claiming to contribute recently…
I would like that to be true but unfortunately we are firm in the top 5 contributors list, dropped 4 from 3 after COVID.
I know we disappoint guys
That’s the most money that I’ve seen my entire life!
Imagine being in EU for decades and not improve your country in any meaningful way… Hungary’s gotta be a new PIGS for sure.
I guess P in PIGS stands for Poland now
In fact, that’s the 0verload note used to express how invaluable are the emigrants we sent there.
PGS*
shut up and give more money
Weird Dutch tax haven flex.
Ppgs, italy is a net contributor. We are on the rich side this time guys
Man I wish, unfortunately they’re all in the negatives
Think of it as a deposit on your caravan spot for next summer
Our contribution is 0? That’s great, I thought it was actually negative
When did we become pigs? I though everybody loved us
Yeah, you know, you have to forgive them.
They are busy cooking “good” food.
We can’t buy German cars and contribute simultaneously, please make up your mind
Bloody hell. We contribute more than that.
CUM >> GUNS >>>> PIGS
Well technically we pay into the system and get thr money back, but at the EU’s conditions.
They say what we can spend it on.
And yet your companies benefit the most for all the business they can do in PIGS. Funny how that goes. The contributions some countries pay are returned with interest this way.
Hey hey, can i have that ?
This is more to feel proud rather than ashamed. Its you giving us money to waste in corruption or stupid projects that go nowhere.
Netherlands is a Tax Haven, easy to be rich when you cheat 😉
Netherlands is a Tax Haven, easy to be rich when you cheat 😉
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Why should we contribute if you’re paying us? I don’t understand. Can you please send more money, I need to buy a new Mercedes.
Shouldn’t it be negative Euros?
PIGS allow you to have a sunny beach summer holidays with good food, beautiful females… buy cheap property and resell to locals at crazy inflated prices that they can only pay with a 40y mortgage that results in 3x the already inflated price, they allow you to have remote cheap workers… and they promised to not use your EU funds to grow their economies but spend it all in a corrupt way so the blame cannot be traced back to you and at the same time keeping the promise of always be inferior so you can be the best EU nations.
But there are many notes.
Dont forget their sleeper agent Lagarde. Wed be out of inflation by tomorrow if it wasnt for the pigs
I mean… You pay us to build infrastructures for you to enjoy during your vacations!!
Still too much
Hey, look, it’s our contribution to the EU too 😁
Everyone loves the EU then its pumping someone elses money up your rectum.
I’m sure I’ve seen graphs of Italy contributing for some time, and even Spain claiming to contribute recently…
I would like that to be true but unfortunately we are firm in the top 5 contributors list, dropped 4 from 3 after COVID.
I know we disappoint guys
That’s the most money that I’ve seen my entire life!
Imagine being in EU for decades and not improve your country in any meaningful way… Hungary’s gotta be a new PIGS for sure.
I guess P in PIGS stands for Poland now
In fact, that’s the 0verload note used to express how invaluable are the emigrants we sent there.
PGS*
shut up and give more money
Weird Dutch tax haven flex.
Ppgs, italy is a net contributor. We are on the rich side this time guys
Man I wish, unfortunately they’re all in the negatives
Think of it as a deposit on your caravan spot for next summer
Our contribution is 0? That’s great, I thought it was actually negative
When did we become pigs? I though everybody loved us
Yeah, you know, you have to forgive them.
They are busy cooking “good” food.
We can’t buy German cars and contribute simultaneously, please make up your mind
Bloody hell. We contribute more than that.
CUM >> GUNS >>>> PIGS
Well technically we pay into the system and get thr money back, but at the EU’s conditions.
They say what we can spend it on.
And yet your companies benefit the most for all the business they can do in PIGS. Funny how that goes. The contributions some countries pay are returned with interest this way.
Hey hey, can i have that ?
This is more to feel proud rather than ashamed. Its you giving us money to waste in corruption or stupid projects that go nowhere.
Netherlands is a Tax Haven, easy to be rich when you cheat 😉
Netherlands is a Tax Haven, easy to be rich when you cheat 😉
Damn, so much?
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