Give me a disco ball and a cricket bat and it’s done.
We’d just end up using cats as sporrans.
I hate cats so I am up for this.
The best of us can hijack the renfrew ferry and flee to Millport, repopulate the earth and cycle round and round and round. theyll be scared of the crocodile.
456 cats rushing into my house to try and kill my family of 4. 456 in our tiny house. You wouldn’t be able to see the carpet. Or walls.
I’m investing in a flamethrower. If we’re going down, those cats are going with us.
Put some buckfast in their wee milk saucers, they’d all be too blootered to fight and just lay about singing rude songs.
We would set our Westies and Scotties on them
But 8 out of 10 cats want to be Scottish.
They know we have the best salmon and there’s wild haggis to be hunted in abundance.
Ginger cats already look the part and a chorus of cats meowing is a genetically inherited trait to sound like the bagpipes which comforts them with feelings of home.
The invasion is a lie. It’s a mass exodus of the world’s cats coming to Scotland, their ancestral home.
They’re afraid of water and cannae hold a brolly. We’ve invented most things including Labradors. Good luck.
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I’d be fighting on the cats’ side.
#mon-ra-cats #meowtoo #tinopenersunite #downwirahoomans
Ah but we have our wee population of wildcats who would soon see all 600mil of them off
I think they could be bribed with all the salmon
I welcome our new feline overlords.
I think Glasgow could fend them off
Dunno about too many cats, certainly too many postings.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/11mxpny/they_may_take_our_kibble
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/vxj8l9/how_many_cats_could_you_fight_off_then
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/uhj6aj/could_we
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/lr9962/a_brawl_is_brewing
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/q4bxw0/via_roddlyspecific
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/cym9nw/would_we_manage
Nah, they’re all pussies….
Give me a disco ball and a cricket bat and it’s done.
We’d just end up using cats as sporrans.
I hate cats so I am up for this.
The best of us can hijack the renfrew ferry and flee to Millport, repopulate the earth and cycle round and round and round. theyll be scared of the crocodile.
456 cats rushing into my house to try and kill my family of 4. 456 in our tiny house. You wouldn’t be able to see the carpet. Or walls.
I’m investing in a flamethrower. If we’re going down, those cats are going with us.
Put some buckfast in their wee milk saucers, they’d all be too blootered to fight and just lay about singing rude songs.
We would set our Westies and Scotties on them
But 8 out of 10 cats want to be Scottish.
They know we have the best salmon and there’s wild haggis to be hunted in abundance.
Ginger cats already look the part and a chorus of cats meowing is a genetically inherited trait to sound like the bagpipes which comforts them with feelings of home.
The invasion is a lie. It’s a mass exodus of the world’s cats coming to Scotland, their ancestral home.
They’re afraid of water and cannae hold a brolly. We’ve invented most things including Labradors. Good luck.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever#:~:text=The%20Labrador%20breed%20dates%20back,known%20as%20the%20Labrador%20Retriever.
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