That’s got to sting

9 comments

1. No Van Tulleken, I’m not craving a salty treat, stop asking me!

2. I’m actually prohibited from referring to the Mrs as “a little dish of salt” after an argument a few weeks ago unfortunately

3. Van Tullekens back at it with his salty nuts. Will he ever stop?

4. That’s one way to get banned from every restaurant / supermarket in your local area.

5. If we’re talking table salt reckon you’d actually be alright if it were just your scrot

6. Mine aren’t raw, they are well seasoned

7. I’ve worked with Chris, and he knew exactly what he was saying.

8. At school ,for some weird reason, I remember people saying the definition of pain, was a blue bottle sliding down a razorblade and using its balls as brakes and landing in a bowl of bleach.

   strange, but imaginative

9. Ok so I’ve no joke unfortunately but crisps are typically a much lower calorie snack than nuts. It’s very easy to accidentally eat 500 calories of nuts because they are so calorie dense. A lot harder to eat that amount of crisps, it’s more of a conscious decision.

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