You’ve absolutely hit the jackpot haven’t you. Try not to overburden the NHS by being silly.
I’m 39.
I have a horrible feeling that is worth more than every Christmas bonus I’ve had in my entire career.
Should get you through Christmas eve, not through to Christmas eve just through Christmas eve.
The alcohol is pretty generous, but the pleather armchair is just showing off.
Mate! You lucked out!
Shame you didn’t move your butt plug from the top left corner before taking your pic.
Made you look.
Great selection there
I love the random cheese and crackers. As a ex student I also recommend a random loaf of bread and some Lucozade sport drink. Gonna need some help for that hangover 😂
Awsome but your gonna need some more nibbles.
Pick up some of them cheese crispies 😆
Oh, the vintage port is a nice touch, very classy!
I recommend mixing the amaretto with coke if you have a sweet tooth. It’s like drinking a Bakewell tart.
What’s the cheese and biscuits for? Are you having a party?
I do not understand the posting, maybe I am missing cultural context, where did it come from?
As a man in his late 30s I am proud of you, a total stranger
That’s a nice whisky don’t mix it just with ice if need be its one to be savoured with a cigar.
All back to yours then? X
Boddingtons and Jager. What a combo.
Wondering if it’ll land on the P60.
Boddingtons still exists?
Smashed it
Mate…
You should have got some orange juice and cranberry juice, then equal parts vodka, archers, cran juice and orange juice = Sex on the beach
Blast from the past. I went to that Auchentoshan distillery when I was a kid in the 70s. Coach trip to Scotland with my Nan. Sex Pistols T-shirt and a 52 seater filled with old biddies. I met another lad on the trip and we spent the entire week sitting on the back seat flicking the Vs at old people in the cars behind.
That’s a mighty good haul. Enjoy.
I’m a psychic and can already see some messy student nights ahead.. enjoy 🍹🥃
Do they want you to die from liver failure damn ha
Big weekend for two? How romantic
Jesus christ how large was your bonus? Guess you’ll be the flat/house christmas party host this year…
That was worth going vegan for.
Exactly the booze/cheese/cracker ratio for a quality night in.
Where do you work? Buckingham Palace? Dafuq.
Are you Father Jack Hackett?
Wait, you guys are getting a bonus?
Sell or swap the carlsburg for some cheese then you are set mate!
I’m utterly disappointed on zooming in that the pack of crackers wasn’t a massive block of double Gloucester
Wait what? Have you just shop lifted that
This reminds me of my brother in his first year at uni. 20+ years ago. Some things never change. 😂
7 up diet and sugar free lemonade are you a Lego head?
Liquer and cheese thats all i need
Enough vodka to last me 30 years.
Ya gonna be pissed, bruv!
Add 3 for a 1er and this is a top night in 😂
Absolutely splendid
Dude, are you ok? Do you remember what solid food is?
All the boose in the world and two slices of cheese. I though It was some loot from a game
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You’ve absolutely hit the jackpot haven’t you. Try not to overburden the NHS by being silly.
I’m 39.
I have a horrible feeling that is worth more than every Christmas bonus I’ve had in my entire career.
Should get you through Christmas eve, not through to Christmas eve just through Christmas eve.
The alcohol is pretty generous, but the pleather armchair is just showing off.
Mate! You lucked out!
Shame you didn’t move your butt plug from the top left corner before taking your pic.
Made you look.
Great selection there
I love the random cheese and crackers. As a ex student I also recommend a random loaf of bread and some Lucozade sport drink. Gonna need some help for that hangover 😂
Awsome but your gonna need some more nibbles.
Pick up some of them cheese crispies 😆
Oh, the vintage port is a nice touch, very classy!
I recommend mixing the amaretto with coke if you have a sweet tooth. It’s like drinking a Bakewell tart.
What’s the cheese and biscuits for? Are you having a party?
I do not understand the posting, maybe I am missing cultural context, where did it come from?
As a man in his late 30s I am proud of you, a total stranger
That’s a nice whisky don’t mix it just with ice if need be its one to be savoured with a cigar.
All back to yours then? X
Boddingtons and Jager. What a combo.
Wondering if it’ll land on the P60.
Boddingtons still exists?
Smashed it
Mate…
You should have got some orange juice and cranberry juice, then equal parts vodka, archers, cran juice and orange juice = Sex on the beach
Blast from the past. I went to that Auchentoshan distillery when I was a kid in the 70s. Coach trip to Scotland with my Nan. Sex Pistols T-shirt and a 52 seater filled with old biddies. I met another lad on the trip and we spent the entire week sitting on the back seat flicking the Vs at old people in the cars behind.
That’s a mighty good haul. Enjoy.
I’m a psychic and can already see some messy student nights ahead.. enjoy 🍹🥃
Do they want you to die from liver failure damn ha
Big weekend for two? How romantic
Jesus christ how large was your bonus? Guess you’ll be the flat/house christmas party host this year…
That was worth going vegan for.
Exactly the booze/cheese/cracker ratio for a quality night in.
Where do you work? Buckingham Palace? Dafuq.
Are you Father Jack Hackett?
Wait, you guys are getting a bonus?
Sell or swap the carlsburg for some cheese then you are set mate!
I’m utterly disappointed on zooming in that the pack of crackers wasn’t a massive block of double Gloucester
Wait what? Have you just shop lifted that
This reminds me of my brother in his first year at uni. 20+ years ago. Some things never change. 😂
7 up diet and sugar free lemonade are you a Lego head?
Liquer and cheese thats all i need
Enough vodka to last me 30 years.
Ya gonna be pissed, bruv!
Add 3 for a 1er and this is a top night in 😂
Absolutely splendid
Dude, are you ok? Do you remember what solid food is?
All the boose in the world and two slices of cheese. I though It was some loot from a game
Yay poison!
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