Hard to do satire today. This is entirely plausible
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Foolish Redditor.
#No Constitution in 2025
I took a look at the DC map the other day, to see if any schools were too close to the White House for a registered sex offender to work there. Nope! The closest is about a mile away. :-/
This sounds real, actually.
This is real, right? Right!?
I know this is satire because restraining orders wouldn’t stop Trumpers
For a split second I thought this was real.
Ha! You think that makes kids safe? In Trump’s America, White House tours YOU!
Why did I believe this right away?
Literally giggled in that uncomfortable way
~~won’t~~ _can’t_
FTFY
Who has *Adding 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to the sex offenders registry in 2025* on their bingo cards?
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Hard to do satire today. This is entirely plausible
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Foolish Redditor.
#No Constitution in 2025
I took a look at the DC map the other day, to see if any schools were too close to the White House for a registered sex offender to work there. Nope! The closest is about a mile away. :-/
This sounds real, actually.
This is real, right? Right!?
I know this is satire because restraining orders wouldn’t stop Trumpers
For a split second I thought this was real.
Ha! You think that makes kids safe? In Trump’s America, White House tours YOU!
Why did I believe this right away?
Literally giggled in that uncomfortable way
~~won’t~~ _can’t_
FTFY
Who has *Adding 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to the sex offenders registry in 2025* on their bingo cards?
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