At least it only got that far… Could’ve been worse
Should have had your coffee before you tried that.
All have them, least didn’t pour water
Time to snort it I guess, a few lines should do the trick
I feel you, my morning so far has been putting my jeans on backwards, then instead of putting hair gel in my hair, putting face scrub in instead. Today’s going to be fun!
I usually make myself a glass of squash with my morning coffee, helps keep hydrated at the same time.
Just last week I scooped my last bit of instant coffee into the full glass of squash and had to process what I did for a solid minute. I think today feels like that day.
Stupid me thinking it’s a mug of milk 🤣
Oh bless you…
Awww ‘mate!
That is instant coffee .. it deserves to be in the bin, not in a cup!! 🙁
time to badly fake a cough over the phone and call in sick, these are good signs of how a days going to proceed
Treat yourself to something a bit better hey?
I’ve burnt my sausages *and* my bacon, but at least I got the coffee right.
Just have a couple of spoonfuls of granules. Then make your coffee once it is working
This is one thing that my morning routine of fresh ground coffee saves me from. I can’t accidentally beans my cup. The coffee is made before I even add sugar to my mug. By the time I’ve moved on to instant, I’ve already had coffee.
Poured milk in my sugar the other day.
I saw this and thought “why would you put coffee grounds on top of your frothy milk?’ 😂 I’d go back to bed for an hour
Agreed, I’ve just realised there’s no bread for toast and worse, for my sons lunch sandwiches
I did a similar thing once feeding my cat. I emptied the tin of cat food straight in to the bin instead of his bowl. He did not like that.
“Ah well…”
(Shrugs)
(Licks mug)
That looks like a lot of coffee. Do you just use the lid from the jar to measure it out, like I do? I find bypassing the spoon shaves vital seconds off my caffeine administration each morning. ☕️👌
Same feeling when my espresso machine runs out of water while pulling a shot
One time I forgot to put the jug under the percolator in my office…
I put my tea bag in the tin we keep the gravy in.
I almost went back to bed, hoping to reset the day. Woke up to the whole kitchen floor covered in dog poop, and not the solid kind. Then discovered that one of the kids had gotten up in the night and drank all the milk.
Pop that on a plinth and send it to the Tate.
I will very regularly forget to put the coffee in my coffee, so at least youre getting to that step I suppose.
Psst, cup’s upside down.
Pour one out for the OP
Oh wait…
If this is your coffee it’s always going to be one of those mornings.
What’s that even supposed to be? Yes, I’m American
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At least it only got that far… Could’ve been worse
Should have had your coffee before you tried that.
All have them, least didn’t pour water
Time to snort it I guess, a few lines should do the trick
I feel you, my morning so far has been putting my jeans on backwards, then instead of putting hair gel in my hair, putting face scrub in instead. Today’s going to be fun!
I usually make myself a glass of squash with my morning coffee, helps keep hydrated at the same time.
Just last week I scooped my last bit of instant coffee into the full glass of squash and had to process what I did for a solid minute. I think today feels like that day.
Stupid me thinking it’s a mug of milk 🤣
Oh bless you…
Awww ‘mate!
That is instant coffee .. it deserves to be in the bin, not in a cup!! 🙁
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Go back to bed and start again.
Today isn’t ready for you.
Christ alive that’s a lot of instant coffee
time to badly fake a cough over the phone and call in sick, these are good signs of how a days going to proceed
Treat yourself to something a bit better hey?
I’ve burnt my sausages *and* my bacon, but at least I got the coffee right.
Just have a couple of spoonfuls of granules. Then make your coffee once it is working
This is one thing that my morning routine of fresh ground coffee saves me from. I can’t accidentally beans my cup. The coffee is made before I even add sugar to my mug. By the time I’ve moved on to instant, I’ve already had coffee.
Poured milk in my sugar the other day.
I saw this and thought “why would you put coffee grounds on top of your frothy milk?’ 😂 I’d go back to bed for an hour
Agreed, I’ve just realised there’s no bread for toast and worse, for my sons lunch sandwiches
I did a similar thing once feeding my cat. I emptied the tin of cat food straight in to the bin instead of his bowl. He did not like that.
“Ah well…”
(Shrugs)
(Licks mug)
That looks like a lot of coffee. Do you just use the lid from the jar to measure it out, like I do? I find bypassing the spoon shaves vital seconds off my caffeine administration each morning. ☕️👌
Same feeling when my espresso machine runs out of water while pulling a shot
One time I forgot to put the jug under the percolator in my office…
I put my tea bag in the tin we keep the gravy in.
I almost went back to bed, hoping to reset the day. Woke up to the whole kitchen floor covered in dog poop, and not the solid kind. Then discovered that one of the kids had gotten up in the night and drank all the milk.
Pop that on a plinth and send it to the Tate.
I will very regularly forget to put the coffee in my coffee, so at least youre getting to that step I suppose.
Psst, cup’s upside down.
Pour one out for the OP
Oh wait…
If this is your coffee it’s always going to be one of those mornings.
What’s that even supposed to be? Yes, I’m American
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