Is 11 dollar coffee the one where the beans are eaten and pooped out by a monkey?
and no more avocado toast for Rudy either.
Maybe stop collecting luxury watches and cars.
That and being an evil piece of shit to the point where his F.A. led him directly to the land of F.O. .
…find out.
eleven dollar dollar coffee
Bootstraps, Rudy! Bootstraps!
This is a great example of the ‘stop buying avocado toast’ idea.
People who are (or were) very rich like Guiliani and lose a large portion of their holdings simply *can not* alter their lives in a significant way and wind up rapidly burning through the remains of their wealth (which would usually still be plenty to last an entire normal person’s lifetime).
So, seriously, you think you can’t afford life anymore, Rudy? Have you tried moving out of your multimillion dollar home? Have you tried driving your own car for a change?
Are you tired of all the winning yet Rudy ?
All you gotta do Rudy is pick your self up by the boot straps and tighten your belt
I bet he still spends more per day than most people make in a week.
He can always get a job at the four seasons…
Landscaping
The man was spending 40k a month throughout the whole case, and then at the end has the gall to say “I’m broke, I don’t got no money, please let me keep ally stuff and my second house”.
Avocado toast is about to get tariff’d out of Rudy’s budget.
lol this guy thinks the cons mean what they say
the guy who brought fake affidavits to court in an attempt to invalidate the voters is having financial trouble?
omg I’m so upset about this! I hope he doesn’t end up homeless!
Soon enough $11 will seem like a bargain that no one can afford.
No, he’s supposed to stop buying avocado toast.
And then I think something about boot straps???
And avocado toast
He should also stop making avocado toast and maybe sell some possessions
He just has to work harder, maybe stop taking so much time off for all of these “events”?! Maybe get off your stupid phone and stop scrolling Twitter so much and actually get a job or do something beneficial rather than your little swipe, swipe, swipe.. 🙄 fuckin geriatrics man, think they’ve got it so easy! /s
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Is 11 dollar coffee the one where the beans are eaten and pooped out by a monkey?
and no more avocado toast for Rudy either.
Maybe stop collecting luxury watches and cars.
That and being an evil piece of shit to the point where his F.A. led him directly to the land of F.O. .
…find out.
eleven dollar dollar coffee
Bootstraps, Rudy! Bootstraps!
This is a great example of the ‘stop buying avocado toast’ idea.
People who are (or were) very rich like Guiliani and lose a large portion of their holdings simply *can not* alter their lives in a significant way and wind up rapidly burning through the remains of their wealth (which would usually still be plenty to last an entire normal person’s lifetime).
So, seriously, you think you can’t afford life anymore, Rudy? Have you tried moving out of your multimillion dollar home? Have you tried driving your own car for a change?
Are you tired of all the winning yet Rudy ?
All you gotta do Rudy is pick your self up by the boot straps and tighten your belt
I bet he still spends more per day than most people make in a week.
He can always get a job at the four seasons…
Landscaping
The man was spending 40k a month throughout the whole case, and then at the end has the gall to say “I’m broke, I don’t got no money, please let me keep ally stuff and my second house”.
Avocado toast is about to get tariff’d out of Rudy’s budget.
lol this guy thinks the cons mean what they say
the guy who brought fake affidavits to court in an attempt to invalidate the voters is having financial trouble?
omg I’m so upset about this! I hope he doesn’t end up homeless!
Soon enough $11 will seem like a bargain that no one can afford.
No, he’s supposed to stop buying avocado toast.
And then I think something about boot straps???
And avocado toast
He should also stop making avocado toast and maybe sell some possessions
He just has to work harder, maybe stop taking so much time off for all of these “events”?! Maybe get off your stupid phone and stop scrolling Twitter so much and actually get a job or do something beneficial rather than your little swipe, swipe, swipe.. 🙄 fuckin geriatrics man, think they’ve got it so easy! /s
$11 COVFEFE
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