And for the people who say in pub I could of done better go on then Dave show us 😂
Oh hear hear
Or maybe an ordinary person trying to do a technical sport, say like breakdancing or something……wait
This would make me watch every moment of the Olympic games.
But Derek is probably coked up to the eyeballs so….
I am all for it, just imagine the upset of random bloke from the pub ended up winning. It would be legendary.
We need a version of the Olympics where it’s just regular people. Anyone in the world can get drafted to the Average Joelympics. Imagine the scenes as Bill from Accounting claims gold in the men’s 10m diving
and i think we need another lane for someone openly on PEDs to see what the peak human can do on substances banned by professional bodies
We experimented with that idea with the Breakdancing.
Didn’t they do something similar with the last Olympics and break dancing?
Not a bad idea. I’d love to see the local hard man in something like the judo. The heaviest weight class just watching him get flung like a ragdoll would be funny.
‘My name is Phil Waters, thank you for joining us here at the Olympics 500 meters, for this new event, you may notice the athlete wearing the puma tracksuit leggings, ripped New Balance trainers and paint spattered jumper, this is Ian Davis.
New to the sport, Ian is 47 from Chepstow and has been drinking almost daily since the age of 14 and a heavy smoker, to prepare for today he has been in the pub since 4am’
‘As yes Phil thank you, for those unaware the airport Wetherspoons pints and pre flight full English breakfast is something of a traditional British start, we’re expecting big things from Ian who has been bragging for the last two years to anyone sitting near him in the local bar, and I’d like to quote here Phil ‘What a bunch of fucking tossers, any cunt can run quickly in a circle’.. Phil, back to you.’
A true amateur event.
This would be a true amateur event. Imagine getting outrun by a drunk guy.
Then have one on the other side who’s allowed to do all the performance enhancing drugs he likes, let the fucker fly down there on crack if he wants.
Lol
I swear when I’m drunk my lungs don’t tire out and can run for miles when I’m sober I’m fucked by the end of the road…
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this should apply to football fans too
And for the people who say in pub I could of done better go on then Dave show us 😂
Oh hear hear
Or maybe an ordinary person trying to do a technical sport, say like breakdancing or something……wait
This would make me watch every moment of the Olympic games.
But Derek is probably coked up to the eyeballs so….
I am all for it, just imagine the upset of random bloke from the pub ended up winning. It would be legendary.
We need a version of the Olympics where it’s just regular people. Anyone in the world can get drafted to the Average Joelympics. Imagine the scenes as Bill from Accounting claims gold in the men’s 10m diving
and i think we need another lane for someone openly on PEDs to see what the peak human can do on substances banned by professional bodies
We experimented with that idea with the Breakdancing.
Didn’t they do something similar with the last Olympics and break dancing?
Not a bad idea. I’d love to see the local hard man in something like the judo. The heaviest weight class just watching him get flung like a ragdoll would be funny.
‘My name is Phil Waters, thank you for joining us here at the Olympics 500 meters, for this new event, you may notice the athlete wearing the puma tracksuit leggings, ripped New Balance trainers and paint spattered jumper, this is Ian Davis.
New to the sport, Ian is 47 from Chepstow and has been drinking almost daily since the age of 14 and a heavy smoker, to prepare for today he has been in the pub since 4am’
‘As yes Phil thank you, for those unaware the airport Wetherspoons pints and pre flight full English breakfast is something of a traditional British start, we’re expecting big things from Ian who has been bragging for the last two years to anyone sitting near him in the local bar, and I’d like to quote here Phil ‘What a bunch of fucking tossers, any cunt can run quickly in a circle’.. Phil, back to you.’
A true amateur event.
This would be a true amateur event. Imagine getting outrun by a drunk guy.
Then have one on the other side who’s allowed to do all the performance enhancing drugs he likes, let the fucker fly down there on crack if he wants.
Lol
I swear when I’m drunk my lungs don’t tire out and can run for miles when I’m sober I’m fucked by the end of the road…
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