Credits to u/MarcAttilio

by Hofknicks

17 comments
  1. Wow its a cloud perfectly shaped to rain on my entire island all at once. Thanks God

  2. Unbelivable skill issue if we’re the only source of your problems.

    Either your ancestors were shit at war or you couldn’t understand English and signed the contract.

  3. Maybe god is being solution oriented and pointing you towards it?

  4. >> Be the best at building empires

    >> Invent the industrial revolution

    >> Use position of global dominance to end the slave trade

    >> Spend last ounce of strength to defeat the Nazis, win, but never recover from it

    “OMG guys the Brits are so mean!”

  5. signore PLEASE, god only speaks in Latin or at least Greek

  6. > Doesn’t include Northern Ireland

    Does this mean god is a republican or that god believes Ulstermen have caused no problems?

  7. That’s a bit harsh; Britain isn’t the root cause for all of the world’s problems, only a good 93% of them.

  8. No Northern Ireland. Are you implying God is an Irish nationalist?

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