Letting someone’s tires down isn’t exactly conducive to getting their car shifted from your precious coned off zone, is it?
Buy a house without a driveway. Complain when people who pay road tax park in a legal spot. Fuck any cunts who place cones outside their house.
Seems fair enough.
>Belfast ones
Did you drive from out of town to park in front of someone’s house? Take the bus.
Looked it up not so long ago and these cones are not enforceable. Nonetheless, the slashed tyres are a bigger ball ache than having to walk 5 minutes longer.
As someone without a driveway, it can be annoying when someone parks outside your house, but it’s not ‘Your” space, it’s just outside your house.
Not that I would say that to the person who put that sign on the car, because they are quite clearly unhinged.
Park there and hide up the street with a camera and catch them in the act.
Fucking curtain twitchers
That’s their spot for their DLA car
Pakenham street?
Their DLA probably paid for those cones
I used to work off Donegal Pass. All the streets had cones. You had to give a *community representative* £30 in an envelope each month and you got a space.
Obviously the driver is best to just park elsewhere, but to the note poster, tough shit. I get it’s annoying that you can’t park outside your house, but it’s a public street, you don’t own the public street, and your cones mean absolutely nothing legally. Belfast is busy, people park where they can, it’s a public street, do one note poster
Stick the cones in the boot and find a new spot. It’s annoying but cause them a little bother. Or alternatively slap a no worries note on the cone and launch it through the front room window.
Inflate your tyres to 100 psi for a laugh.
He didn’t read the small print in the cone’tract….
Hawthorn Street!
“Cone’s”?
Return the message with corrections.
Throw the cones in the boot and drive off, can drop them off at the roads service if you want. They’re as much yours as theirs.
Nothing says “considerate” like putting down cones 24/7, denying everyone else.
Yeez love your cones’es anyway, don’t yeez?
buy a scrapper. leave it there.
Nice even handwriting but the comma and grammar, flip sake. Scundered for them.
If You Move Them Cone’s
I blame the skools
Just some guy that needs disabled parking. Nothing you’d worry about I’m sure
As someone who lives in a terrace house, you gotta love a note poster. It’s a classic.
I think when people sign for tenancy agreements, it should say in big bold letters at the very top, **”you do not own the piece of road in front of your house. It is not your parking space.”**
Sometimes the road I live on is full and I have to park on an adjacent road. You quickly learn who the twats are who’ll leave notes on your car for parking outside their house.
People who mark out the side of the road are some of the biggest cunts going.
This is where it would be great to have loads of disposable income and just buy a really shit old car that you can drive there, move the cones and then leave it parked
*cones *you’re
Limelight also treats the public parking spaces as their own. Really pisses me off every time I’m driving past.
‘Them’ is used for people, not objects like cones. ‘Those or these’ would been the correct grammar.
The massive wide sticky tape of assertiveness
I hated living on street like these was always such a pain in the bum then one of them would stick cones out for 2 cars in front of my house. Cones may have ended up in a well placed skip up the road
They might think they know who you are, but you definitely know who they are.
Ah, I love this 🤣
Contact the council to report a street cleaning issue. I know someone who’s done this. It was only semi-successful – as they will only lift the cones that are out at the time they decide to investigate. So anyone who was at home got to keep their cones. But some of them were lifted and they haven’t reappeared (yet).
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Letting someone’s tires down isn’t exactly conducive to getting their car shifted from your precious coned off zone, is it?
Buy a house without a driveway. Complain when people who pay road tax park in a legal spot. Fuck any cunts who place cones outside their house.
Seems fair enough.
>Belfast ones
Did you drive from out of town to park in front of someone’s house? Take the bus.
Looked it up not so long ago and these cones are not enforceable. Nonetheless, the slashed tyres are a bigger ball ache than having to walk 5 minutes longer.
As someone without a driveway, it can be annoying when someone parks outside your house, but it’s not ‘Your” space, it’s just outside your house.
Not that I would say that to the person who put that sign on the car, because they are quite clearly unhinged.
Park there and hide up the street with a camera and catch them in the act.
Fucking curtain twitchers
That’s their spot for their DLA car
Pakenham street?
Their DLA probably paid for those cones
I used to work off Donegal Pass. All the streets had cones. You had to give a *community representative* £30 in an envelope each month and you got a space.
Obviously the driver is best to just park elsewhere, but to the note poster, tough shit. I get it’s annoying that you can’t park outside your house, but it’s a public street, you don’t own the public street, and your cones mean absolutely nothing legally. Belfast is busy, people park where they can, it’s a public street, do one note poster
Stick the cones in the boot and find a new spot. It’s annoying but cause them a little bother. Or alternatively slap a no worries note on the cone and launch it through the front room window.
Inflate your tyres to 100 psi for a laugh.
He didn’t read the small print in the cone’tract….
Hawthorn Street!
“Cone’s”?
Return the message with corrections.
Throw the cones in the boot and drive off, can drop them off at the roads service if you want. They’re as much yours as theirs.
Nothing says “considerate” like putting down cones 24/7, denying everyone else.
Yeez love your cones’es anyway, don’t yeez?
buy a scrapper. leave it there.
Nice even handwriting but the comma and grammar, flip sake. Scundered for them.
If You Move Them Cone’s
I blame the skools
Just some guy that needs disabled parking. Nothing you’d worry about I’m sure
As someone who lives in a terrace house, you gotta love a note poster. It’s a classic.
I think when people sign for tenancy agreements, it should say in big bold letters at the very top, **”you do not own the piece of road in front of your house. It is not your parking space.”**
Sometimes the road I live on is full and I have to park on an adjacent road. You quickly learn who the twats are who’ll leave notes on your car for parking outside their house.
People who mark out the side of the road are some of the biggest cunts going.
This is where it would be great to have loads of disposable income and just buy a really shit old car that you can drive there, move the cones and then leave it parked
*cones *you’re
Limelight also treats the public parking spaces as their own. Really pisses me off every time I’m driving past.
‘Them’ is used for people, not objects like cones. ‘Those or these’ would been the correct grammar.
The massive wide sticky tape of assertiveness
I hated living on street like these was always such a pain in the bum then one of them would stick cones out for 2 cars in front of my house. Cones may have ended up in a well placed skip up the road
They might think they know who you are, but you definitely know who they are.
Ah, I love this 🤣
Contact the council to report a street cleaning issue. I know someone who’s done this. It was only semi-successful – as they will only lift the cones that are out at the time they decide to investigate. So anyone who was at home got to keep their cones. But some of them were lifted and they haven’t reappeared (yet).
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