NY Official Proposes New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, And Vermont Join Canada As New Province
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ny-official-proposes-new-york-connecticut-massachusetts-vermont-join-canada-new-province-1729071
Posted by vinaylovestotravel
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Don’t forget New Jersey.
Sounds good to us but u can’t bring your guns.
Why isn’t Rhode Island included?
No. I don’t want to join Canada.
So what happens to Maine and NH?
Why not join California,Oregon, Washington and Minnesota? We can draw those lines to be inclusive. West coast then loop down pick up Minnesota loop over to Vermont etc loop in New York, Massachusetts on down. becomes our own nation easy peasy. We would have great industries great resources & revenue. And form a better government! Our own taxation only better/fair, etc. etc.
Please, take Maine with you!!!!
I’m going to need some advanced notice please. I will happily move to any of those states if they join Canada.
On behalf of the people of Canada, I accept the offer but would like New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, Delaware and New Jersey to join also.
What about Maine, New Hampshire, and Rhode Island?
Would they be prepared to sing ‘God save the King?’
Can Pennsylvania be included too, please?
Yes Canada, pick California, please! We have Disneyland 🏰 and we know how to be laid back and cool 😎
Will you accept refugees from Missouri?
As somebody from Illinois, I demanded that we get membership as well. No way in fuck we will ever be able to carry that many deadbeat red states with who else is left behind. God damn deadbeats gotta take the rest of the country with them and whatever poor blue voting souls unlucky enough to be stuck in the same state with them.
Any type of succession talk is Russia propaganda or useful idiots IMO.
It is a stated goal of them, and one they constantly constantly push.
United we stand. Divided we fall.
Please bring Wisconsin too? I know we sometimes get drunk and fuck up a bit but we’ll be good, I promise! Plus you may want our dairy products for the poutine.
Okay, I gave this some thought, here is what we do:
California secedes taking OR, WA, NV creating People’s Republic of Pacifica. Northeastern states secede and are recognized by the PCP as the sole successor to the former USA. PCP offers Texas, OK, AR back to Mexico for their alliance and in exchange for Baja California and parts of Sonora. Idahi, Montana, Dakotas, Wyoming, Nebraska are promised to Canada for their alliance and perhaps in exchange for parts of British Columbia.
PCP lets the world know that “service guarantees citizenship” for unending supply of fresh troops. The USA will blockade ports on the South. We run rough shod over the Nazis and this time we show no mercy. We can either occupy those states or denuclearize, disarm and install puppet regimes there.
🙏 let’s make it happen.
Hopefully my state of New Jersey joins.
Wait a sec, NJ goes too, I ain’t staying in this sea of red stupidity
And I am sure they’d really love to have us 🙄
Unless we deal with billionaires, that hypothetical country would be just as fucked as this one.
Canada here! Welcome new friends! We have weed!
Don’t forget michigan!
But we don’t want them!
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