I was looking for gifts for my Dad’s partner, who is Nigerian. I wanted something vibrant and beautiful that reminded her of home. I’m not sure if this middle one is her style though.

by Loldaf_the_Ghey

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  3. You’d barely feel that. If you’re going to wear a butt plug round your neck, you should commit and wear a decent sized one.

  9. My girlfriend, no less than 5 minutes ago, showed me an advert for a Vivian Westwood penis pendant that came up while searching for Christmas presents.

  10. If you want a good gift find a shop on google maps that sells jellof rice and plantain and get her some she will love you after that guranteed

  12. I’m not very knowledgeable on Nigerian culture but do they value extremely tiny bum holes? This could be a way of bragging how small your bum hole is?

  13. I got this same result when I googled ‘gifts for grandad’, I think it would kill my grandad off

  18. Do you need someone you can trust to clear your browser history when you die?

  19. >What part of Nigerian culture does this represent?

    The anus.

  22. The ad is probably pick-up cookies from your previous search history

  23. The new tradition of Google being about as honest as all those Nigerian Prince emails?

  25. Who’s gonna tell them that some of these results are skewed by previous searches.

  28. > Something Vibrant

    You’ll need to look for another model for that one

  29. Nigerian jewellery are mostly beads or gold jewellery depending on your dad’s partners tribe.

  30. Well see, they use your browsers cookies to find products similar to your search history, soooo…..

  31. There are some marketing search engine Maxxer getting a hard on right now

  33. Relying on that to plug your butt effectively would be folly, I’d imagine

  34. Wakka wakka hey hey this one’s for your ass wakka wakka hey hey … 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  35. If she’s nigerian get her a normal gift abd then like something on the side that will make her smile. If you’re in london I’ll dm a few food/everyday items that will warm her heart on Xmas day when she sees it

  37. You can return them? What like if they don’t fit? Urrr

  41. The silver it was made from was stolen from the Nigerian people

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