Just remember to throw out potatoes to keep them calm and on the plus side you get to see them out in the open.
I’ve been to Belfast for the day to sign a contract. It’s incredibly grim, genuinely. Reminded me of a poor random town in East Germany

Protestant child trying to cross the Belfast street wall to play with a Catholic friend, colourised
Irish I was English
I can’t get over the high kerbs. Alien species stuff.
I have been there. You are going to be fine as long as you were your bulletproof vest.
Norn Arland
Do you like the colour grey?
It’s like stepping back in time.
right, let’s be honest, Dublin has become such an overpriced tourist trap that most Irish people would choose Belfast as a place to live.
“Do you want to restart the Troubles? Because this is how you restart the Troubles” – the UK government
^(Not Irish or Northern Irish. The Northern Ireland brexit tariffs fucking suck. Love to you guys.)
“*~~Dinosaurs~~* *Northern Irish and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?” — Alan Grant, Jurassic Park*
hehehe
Just rename it “Fuckedupshitholelandofbogsandalcoholics”.
Wouldn’t recommend
Was there 2006. Some kids wanted to know if we where catholic or protestant. When we said we where atheists they insisted we tell them if we where protestant or catholic atheists. Fucking wild place.
Mostly harmless
There’s only one Ireland, just a few English cos-playing in the north doesn’t make it a real place.
I wished an old man in a pub “happy new year” and he said “is it?”
I heard it’s mostly non lethal in northern ireland these days
If you could climb the peace walls, or survive being withen 10 meters of a wee ira at 10pm (when I was small I had atleast a few fireworks thrown at me) , or the drunks (their not that bad compared to the rest).
not have your eardrums raptured by the prods with their parades, or everyone when the local team wins anything,(depends on where you live, i lived my entire live in and about In a single area and never really saw more then the local team winning once, and when they did about 20 boys waving wee flags on a truck with music blasting moved through my village)
and if you stay out of certain areas when you have the wrong shirt, accent, ideas or just about anything, Then you can rest easy while being in this shithole
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Don’t go in the car
I strongly condemn this kind of Poverty-Tourism

Just remember to throw out potatoes to keep them calm and on the plus side you get to see them out in the open.
I’ve been to Belfast for the day to sign a contract. It’s incredibly grim, genuinely. Reminded me of a poor random town in East Germany

Protestant child trying to cross the Belfast street wall to play with a Catholic friend, colourised
Irish I was English
I can’t get over the high kerbs. Alien species stuff.
I have been there. You are going to be fine as long as you were your bulletproof vest.
Norn Arland
Do you like the colour grey?
It’s like stepping back in time.
right, let’s be honest, Dublin has become such an overpriced tourist trap that most Irish people would choose Belfast as a place to live.
“Do you want to restart the Troubles? Because this is how you restart the Troubles” – the UK government
^(Not Irish or Northern Irish. The Northern Ireland brexit tariffs fucking suck. Love to you guys.)
“*~~Dinosaurs~~* *Northern Irish and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?” — Alan Grant, Jurassic Park*
hehehe
Just rename it “Fuckedupshitholelandofbogsandalcoholics”.
Wouldn’t recommend
Was there 2006. Some kids wanted to know if we where catholic or protestant. When we said we where atheists they insisted we tell them if we where protestant or catholic atheists. Fucking wild place.
Mostly harmless
There’s only one Ireland, just a few English cos-playing in the north doesn’t make it a real place.
I wished an old man in a pub “happy new year” and he said “is it?”
I heard it’s mostly non lethal in northern ireland these days
If you could climb the peace walls, or survive being withen 10 meters of a wee ira at 10pm (when I was small I had atleast a few fireworks thrown at me) , or the drunks (their not that bad compared to the rest).
not have your eardrums raptured by the prods with their parades, or everyone when the local team wins anything,(depends on where you live, i lived my entire live in and about In a single area and never really saw more then the local team winning once, and when they did about 20 boys waving wee flags on a truck with music blasting moved through my village)
and if you stay out of certain areas when you have the wrong shirt, accent, ideas or just about anything, Then you can rest easy while being in this shithole
https://preview.redd.it/3wbi88p9944e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39cfe7a1b74a00437206e437f64cb564ca23126f
Absolutely, just remember to set your watch back 300 years when you arrive.
Nothing but orks, but not enough dakka
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