Has anyone been there? I always wanted to go, but I’m not sure if its safe…

by Cubelock

26 comments
  1. Just remember to throw out potatoes to keep them calm and on the plus side you get to see them out in the open.

  2. I’ve been to Belfast for the day to sign a contract. It’s incredibly grim, genuinely. Reminded me of a poor random town in East Germany

  3. ![gif](giphy|RkuDGO28GyyJiHtUax)

    Protestant child trying to cross the Belfast street wall to play with a Catholic friend, colourised

  4. I can’t get over the high kerbs. Alien species stuff.

  5. I have been there. You are going to be fine as long as you were your bulletproof vest.

  6. right, let’s be honest, Dublin has become such an overpriced tourist trap that most Irish people would choose Belfast as a place to live.

  7. “Do you want to restart the Troubles? Because this is how you restart the Troubles” – the UK government

    ^(Not Irish or Northern Irish. The Northern Ireland brexit tariffs fucking suck. Love to you guys.)

  8. “*~~Dinosaurs~~* *Northern Irish and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?” — Alan Grant, Jurassic Park*

  9. Just rename it “Fuckedupshitholelandofbogsandalcoholics”.

  10. Was there 2006. Some kids wanted to know if we where catholic or protestant. When we said we where atheists they insisted we tell them if we where protestant or catholic atheists. Fucking wild place.

  11. There’s only one Ireland, just a few English cos-playing in the north doesn’t make it a real place.

  12. I wished an old man in a pub “happy new year” and he said “is it?”

  13. I heard it’s mostly non lethal in northern ireland these days

  14. If you could climb the peace walls, or survive being withen 10 meters of a wee ira at 10pm (when I was small I had atleast a few fireworks thrown at me) , or the drunks (their not that bad compared to the rest).

    not have your eardrums raptured by the prods with their parades, or everyone when the local team wins anything,(depends on where you live, i lived my entire live in and about In a single area and never really saw more then the local team winning once, and when they did about 20 boys waving wee flags on a truck with music blasting moved through my village)

    and if you stay out of certain areas when you have the wrong shirt, accent, ideas or just about anything, Then you can rest easy while being in this shithole

    https://preview.redd.it/3wbi88p9944e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39cfe7a1b74a00437206e437f64cb564ca23126f

  15. Absolutely, just remember to set your watch back 300 years when you arrive.

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