My local cafe gave me an end slice for one of my two bits of toast. Can this be prosecuted?

by SyNiiCaL

44 comments
  1. The end bit is the best, I hope they charged you more for it.

  2. I think this post might be quite divisive.

    Though on the positive side, once we’ve identified the End Of Loaf heathens we can deal with them at our leisure.

  3. The crust is only there to protect the proper bread from going stale. It’s illegal to serve to a British person.

  4. It’s up to you, but it’s common knowledge that crust makes your hair curl!

  5. Prosecuted? That’s the holy fuckkng grail you clown!

  6. No one gonna mention it’s served on a turkey tray?

  7. as long as its buttered correctly the end slice is the best slice

  8. I once worked in a cafe and gave a customer an end-piece without thinking, because I always ate the end-piece at home and didn’t really think about it.  The customer challenged me, saying they didn’t eat theirs at home.  We just made them a new one with a normal slice, and left the end-pieces after that.  I could actually see where they were coming from, since they were paying for it.  

  9. When my Mum made fried toast in the bacon grease and when she used the end piece ? Awesome!

  10. It’s called the “heel”. And it helps in making your hair curly.

  11. . What do you all call it? My family calls it the Gnobbler. I didn’t know this wasn’t a thing.

  12. Why is it in a foil tray??? The thought of my cutlery touching it is making me cringe and I’m not even there.

  13. I think all my fellow crusties should bide their time. Once we use enough fear & ignorance to whip up some real hate we’ll have the naysayers on the trains & off to the camps in a jiffy. Then the shelves will groan under the weight of entire crust loaves, bagged and ready to roll.

  14. Reminds me of a great insult:

    You’re like the end of a loaf of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

    That said, it’s my favourite part of the loaf. It gives vital additional structural stability to what might otherwise be an unsafe sandwich.

  15. I don’t mind ends toasted. I don’t like them in sandwiches though. Too dry

  16. WHAT!! That’s the best bit, like the end piece of roast beef or the edge slice of a lasagna. You should feel honoured they’ve chosen you

  17. They even took a bite out of it before giving it to you! That seems like a retaliation.
    What did you do?

  18. Toast is toast the more pressing issue is it looks like your eggs were not runny?? Absolute travesty.

  19. My mom always said the crust is where all the vitamins are…

  20. I’d pay extra for that! As long as they put more butter on them.

  21. What’s wrong with a crust, OP? Some sort of deep seated crustism going on here? See them as lesser slices do you? Don’t think they have the right to the same amount of butter as your so called “normal” slices? Anyone who dares go against your extremism is worshipping the anti-crust are they?

    You make me fucking sick. I bet you don’t even eat brown bread even though it’s better for you because you just think you’re above all that, don’t you? DON’T YOU.

    Reported.

  22. I don’t see how you can prosecute for recieving a benefit?

  23. Human rights violation right there. Go small claims court first.

  24. This is an act of love. Give me both of them as nobbies! You want some toast with a bit of backbone to stand up for your breakfast. You win my friend!

  25. Complaining about getting an end piece should be prosecutable. Or at the very least should be grounds for institutionalising.

  26. Crusts are good on their own toasted, but with a full breakfast? Heavy enough as it is, my breadrin

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