Nice, but the testicle shadow is unnecessary. Put on some pants man.
“Back at ya” : The card you send him on *his* birthday.
My dad buys me birthday cards aimed at ages 1 – 3. I’m 36. Must admit I enjoyed the Thomas the Tank Engine one though.
Had his Mum swallowed instead, he wouldn’t have had to waste money on a card, it’s not all your Mums fault mate
Birthday caird pish.
Pretty gross, dude
Propa banter m8. Next time show him you care (but not in a gay way) by shitting in an envelope or throwing a brick through his window.
Dear Gozer..
Most polite British birthday card
For a second I misread that as “if only your dad shot your mum’s back”, I was a little taken aback for a moment
Well, I mean, fair enough. Just facts.
I’m fed up with this kind of card to be honest. I wish you could get decent cards with a nice message inside. I happen to like my friends, and as it stands my options are outright mean cards or stupid and childish. Why aren’t there any that are like “happy birthday, here’s to another year of seeing you occasionally for a drink”.
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Swallowed, etc. Old.
That’s utterly offensive.
The I should be a capital letter.
Nice, but the testicle shadow is unnecessary. Put on some pants man.
“Back at ya” : The card you send him on *his* birthday.
My dad buys me birthday cards aimed at ages 1 – 3. I’m 36. Must admit I enjoyed the Thomas the Tank Engine one though.
Had his Mum swallowed instead, he wouldn’t have had to waste money on a card, it’s not all your Mums fault mate
Birthday caird pish.
Pretty gross, dude
Propa banter m8. Next time show him you care (but not in a gay way) by shitting in an envelope or throwing a brick through his window.
Dear Gozer..
Most polite British birthday card
For a second I misread that as “if only your dad shot your mum’s back”, I was a little taken aback for a moment
Well, I mean, fair enough. Just facts.
I’m fed up with this kind of card to be honest. I wish you could get decent cards with a nice message inside. I happen to like my friends, and as it stands my options are outright mean cards or stupid and childish. Why aren’t there any that are like “happy birthday, here’s to another year of seeing you occasionally for a drink”.
Lads lads lads…..
Got this from my dad
https://preview.redd.it/e2sguu4x2b4e1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8304aacdb9ba7a22e9189cf288338715b1b05ba8
Is your mate Jay from the Inbetweeners?
Hes a good mate👍👍
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