Breaking: Biden Pardons His Son

Posted by semaforic

36 comments
  1. Great. He was only prosecuted for being a Biden, and he was only pardoned for being a Biden. Very elegant solution to an injustice.

  2. I expect the same people who defend Trump’s cabinet picks are going to rage about the limits of executive powers reeeeaaaal soon.

  3. Wait, I thought only Republicans were allowed to do that.

  4. Millions of times better than putting him in charge of anything in the government.

  5. Shit, at this point why not. If Republicans can be above the law, Democrats can be too.

  6. So get this, Trump pardoned his son-in-law’s daddy, his campaign manager who lied to protect him, his NSA who lied to protect him, his Coffee Boy who lied to protect him, his rat-fucker who lied to protect him, & his former campaign manager who had just helped him launch an insurrection.

  7. Good for him. The Press just sold ad space for a show trial.

  8. good. I’m tired of watching Dems bring a rulebook to a street fight.

  9. As he needed to. Now, declare himself still president and Dare Trump to have SCOTUS go back on their own ruling of immunity. Maybe even send Seal Team 6 to take out Trump and Musk and VJAJAY

  10. Going to take him a long time to catch up with Trump’s pardons of criminals. Hunter is a good start

  11. This is all that the fucking media is going to talk about til the end of his term and the incoming criminal admin will keep on criming.

  12. Meanwhile Trump pardoned those Blackwater soldiers that slaughtered innocent civilians, and made President Duterte of the Philippines pardon and release someone that murdered an innocent trans woman.

  13. Now do something for the rest of America in your last 30 days.

  14. The Republicans are promising to persecute Hunter endlessly. I am glad Biden pardoned him.

  15. Good, fuck it at this point. Burn the house down on the way out for all I fucking care now.

  16. Technically between the drug use, firearms crime, and the pardon, Hunter is now qualified for a spot in the incoming administration.

  17. I have the proverbial “crazy conspiracy uncle” who put together just ONE DAY of clips on FOX News of their breathless flurry of coverage of the “Biden Crime Family.”

    He sent me a link to a YouTube video. It was 2 solid hours of attack videos staring Hunter Biden from just some random Wednesday’s FOX News coverage.

    I had seen some stuff on the regular news, but FOX viewers were just BOMBARDED with Hunter hit-pieces.

    No wonder they sound like kooks when they talk about current events.

    Now when my uncle goes on a rant I try to top his crazy:

    *”Yeah, the flood of immigrants is bad, but did you know they put radioactive isotopes of fluoride in toothpaste to read your mind through your phone?”*

  18. You know damn well trump would have done it with no backlash he has already pardoned a shit load of criminals

  19. Way to go Biden. F**K those who will vilify you for , God forbid, changing your mind. Why not? You can bet political opponents would do the same and be shameless about it.

  20. Seriously, for those upset that Biden did this—I’m not! We’ve taken the high road for far too long, and where has it gotten us? A lost election, tons a fascist asshole! I’m glad he pardoned Hunter because Trump’s supporters are desperate to see him jailed. Meanwhile, countless people are fleeing the country out of fear after testifying against Trump. He’s even threatened to jail the generals involved in the Afghanistan withdrawal—a plan he himself set in motion. Dark days are ahead, and every Democrat and Republican who stood firmly against Trump now has to watch their back. This is where we are as a country.

  21. Paul Manafort

    Roger Stone

    Charles Kushner

    Michael Flynn

    Could not give a give what Biden does if I tried. Fuck’em.

  22. I am not shocked or surprised or saddened by this.

    Compared to some of the criminals pardoned by other presidents, this is nothing.

    Bill Clinton pardoned his brother.

    Trump pardoned Duncan Hunter who was a slime ball.

  23. Good thing the incoming administration has never broken a promise in the past since they’re held to the same standard, right?

  24. I hate it. But I see it. Unless the trial happens under my watch and I know it will be somewhat fair I don’t want to leave my son to the “let’s execute Fauci for him doing his job and that meant he said no to Trump” crowd.

  25. And i’m glad he did!! His son was a political pawn and Biden let it go on for long enough. Now, a Biden-hating Fascist is moving into the White House. And trump has pardoned some really despicable criminals who majorly screwed over the American people!!

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