Trump ‘spent $160,000 on hair transplants and $80,000 on teeth’ in surgery spree

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  2. Even if that‘s true I can’t imagine what he looked like before. Cause now 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮. He’ll look bad no matter what. But it’s fits his horrible personality

  5. It worked. People see him and don’t realize they’re looking at the soon to be oldest president in US history. Perhaps if people considered his age like they did Biden’s the election would’ve been very different. As a bald man myself I was always fine with the natural aging process, but maybe if I start painting my skin and wearing an odd bird’s nest on my head I’ll begin to truly thrive.

  7. He’s just now finding out about hair transplant as an option?! Dude is dumber than shit.

  9. All that money and he still looks like a tub of shit. What a waste of money.

  10. He could have achieved the same outcome with $5 worth of cotton candy.

  12. What the hell, he’s had HAIR TRANSPLANTS and it STILL looks like that?? Isn’t the point of hair transplants to NOT make it look like you have a terrible combover??

  15. Such a shallow vain man. Money well spent. He doesn’t look a day over 80

  19. Lookin real sharp Roy… looks good carl, it looks real!

  21. It’s funny, I was just telling my family over the holiday that Trump looks exactly like my elderly aunt, and I think I just figured out why.

    It’s the chompers.

    Them shits are waaaay to big for even his shit-spigot. It’s even more apparent now that he’s wasting away on Ozempic, same as my aunt.

    And hair transplants? Fucking hilarious. Talk about gender affirmation surgery.

  23. Someone should really tell the orange slob the hair thing isn’t working

  24. Elon and Trump: “No gender affirming healthcare.”

    Also them:

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