Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly ‘Using New Baby’ to Try and ‘Desperately Cling On To Crumbling Relationship’

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1. They look just about smart enough to think that would work. 

2. yeah…that ALWAYS works…smh…

3. Yes this child will be most well adjusted. Certainly.

4. This is a foolproof foundation to build a healthy family. Congrats to all!

5. Somewhere Brian Austin Greene is shaking his head and making some PB & Js for his kids.

6. Because a child is the answer to issues these 2 are having. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard this week. SMH

7. Not a single braincell between the two of them.

8. A child should never be born with a job.

9. I have a cousin who tried this 3 times, she can testify this doesn’t work.

10. As many often do.

11. Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us!

12. How do we know this is true?

13. That’s like the worst idea ever.

14. Not my business

15. the clickbait is real

16. Two braincells between the two of them and they’re both fighting for 3rd place.

17. I’m sure having nanny around will help.

18. Tale as old as time

19. I don’t think I’ve ever cared about anything much less than I care about Megan Fox and MGK’s crumbling relationship.

20. Just wait. They’re going to be completely shocked when it comes out as a blackout tattoo.

21. Kids gonna need a good therapist in about 8 years.

22. This is not journalism

23. That’s always worked and couldn’t possibly go wrong in any way. /s

24. Raise your hand of you found out you were the “we had a baby to stay together” child and your parents still divorced ✋🏻

25. Sadly this is what a lot of us are initially used for. It never works.

26. Hey my parents did that with me it totally doesn’t work.

27. Yeah because that has a long and rich tradition of just turning everything around.
    Poor kid.

28. That should turn out fine.

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