What is it with nordicks and this deranged template?
Austrians are Germans that deny to be German tò look more sophisticated. The kind of shit a German would do.
Austrians take so much pride in the fact they had their own thing going for most of history. That’s why they will never let anyone, especially a lowly German from Germany tell them that they’re equals.
say Austria is geographically eastern European for more intense vibrating
Is that what you guys do in Norway?
germans are austrian
Why’s about German speaking Swiss people? And Liechtenstein?
We are as German as the Irish are British
Everyone’s gonna joke about the Anschluss, ie 7 years, but, if I’m playing devil’s advocate, then considering that it was the Habsburgs who ruled the HRE for almost 400 years it may be more accurate to say that Germans are Austrian.
The Austrio-Prussian war of 1866 is literally called the German war, because it was 2 German states fighting over who will rule over a future united Germany. However, that’s because „German” before 1871 simply meant German-speaking/part of the German cultural world. In French publications/books Alsace and the Alsatians were literally referred to as „l’allemands” and the languages spoken there as „allemand”, because it was just a language/culture identifier. So modern Austrians are not Germans, because they are not citizens of Germany…
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‘germans are basically slavic after ww2’
I’m confused, do you think Austrians know how to operate a phone?
Discussions only start if someone does not understand that the term German can be viewed from a national and a cultural point of view.
The only thing that is just as tiring are people who use German and Germanic as synonyms
Austrians are just poor Swiss.
Jeez, everyone takes about the Greeks being gay but it’s always the Nordicks posting shit about people taking it in the ass.
woah
for once it’s not us or the French being the butt of this joke
.. that’s surprising
They are, they just aren’t in the federal republic. They are in Germany though – same as Elsas or large parts of the modern polish state.
Germans? More like germs
Austrians Germans and Swiss are all the same
My swiss friend hates it when I call him French, then I apologize, and say, “Oh, sorry, Italian.”
He’s swiss, german, and it just pisses him off more than it should, lol.
Austrians are germans in denial
your all eastern europeans to me,
*falls on phone*
More controversial take:
Austrians are Balkaners speaking German as their native language
I’m currently visiting Vienna this is the most beautiful German city
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What is it with nordicks and this deranged template?
Austrians are Germans that deny to be German tò look more sophisticated. The kind of shit a German would do.
Austrians take so much pride in the fact they had their own thing going for most of history. That’s why they will never let anyone, especially a lowly German from Germany tell them that they’re equals.
say Austria is geographically eastern European for more intense vibrating
Is that what you guys do in Norway?
germans are austrian
Why’s about German speaking Swiss people? And Liechtenstein?
We are as German as the Irish are British
Everyone’s gonna joke about the Anschluss, ie 7 years, but, if I’m playing devil’s advocate, then considering that it was the Habsburgs who ruled the HRE for almost 400 years it may be more accurate to say that Germans are Austrian.
Barbarian Italians
Everything is Prussia’s fault.
https://preview.redd.it/hqmb6qlegm4e1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bca2690a633b9668609815dcf604bd01d8acbb2
Anschluss zeit?
Well I mean…sauce?
The Austrio-Prussian war of 1866 is literally called the German war, because it was 2 German states fighting over who will rule over a future united Germany. However, that’s because „German” before 1871 simply meant German-speaking/part of the German cultural world. In French publications/books Alsace and the Alsatians were literally referred to as „l’allemands” and the languages spoken there as „allemand”, because it was just a language/culture identifier. So modern Austrians are not Germans, because they are not citizens of Germany…
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‘germans are basically slavic after ww2’
I’m confused, do you think Austrians know how to operate a phone?
Discussions only start if someone does not understand that the term German can be viewed from a national and a cultural point of view.
The only thing that is just as tiring are people who use German and Germanic as synonyms
Austrians are just poor Swiss.
Jeez, everyone takes about the Greeks being gay but it’s always the Nordicks posting shit about people taking it in the ass.
woah
for once it’s not us or the French being the butt of this joke
.. that’s surprising
They are, they just aren’t in the federal republic. They are in Germany though – same as Elsas or large parts of the modern polish state.
Germans? More like germs
Austrians Germans and Swiss are all the same
My swiss friend hates it when I call him French, then I apologize, and say, “Oh, sorry, Italian.”
He’s swiss, german, and it just pisses him off more than it should, lol.
Austrians are germans in denial
your all eastern europeans to me,
*falls on phone*
More controversial take:
Austrians are Balkaners speaking German as their native language
I’m currently visiting Vienna this is the most beautiful German city
https://i.redd.it/dcmss5q6rm4e1.gif
I see someone else has seen the light
History shows that we are indeed the same people. We are all Germans. Always has been.
They’ll be calling to inform you that, in fact, they are eastoid Bavarians and NOT Germans!
Agree
No, they are Hungarians!
https://preview.redd.it/akf4xowjvm4e1.jpeg?width=1941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01c386f73be106699a76a3768fc22782e01a47b

Sorry you wrong, germans are austrian, the austrians just let them call themselfs germans
Why is this a joke? Isn’t it true?
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