Why move to Canada when your state could just join Canada?

Posted by CosmoLamer

26 comments
  1. Honest question.
    If Canada became the 51st state, would America swing heavily blue? (Lowkey, this is about where Canadians think they fall on the American political spectrum)

    If Canada was divided into states by province (far more logical), how would the above question change?

  2. Adding 44 million left wing voters? Yeah I’ll take another California on the voting rolls. Hell a Canadian conservative is a centrist Democrat.

  3. Welcome to Canada. Here is your health card. Please leave your handguns in the basket by the door.

  4. It’s gonna be hard to include us separated from the border ones, but I’m down to try. Sincerely, New Mexico. 

  5. At this point, why not? Canada gets to skip the drama while the U.S. finally gets healthcare, seems like the ultimate deal!

  6. We’ll take Oregon, Seattle, California, Vermont, Maine, Minnesota, Michigan, and New Hampshire for the awesome slogan. We’ll even take Alaska of your hands.

  7. I much prefer Trudeau’s plan. The red states are the death of the US.

  8. Ironically, if trump got Canada to become part of the US, he might be remembered as one of the greatest presidents ever.

  9. Nice to see Kombucha Girl is still relevant. 😂

  10. I lived the first 37 years of my life in Broward County, FL. Plus I like hockey and poutine. I’m practically Quebecois let’s do it.

  11. Okay. In this particular timeline Canada has Vancouver Island and it seems to be working out okay.

  12. Susan Collins is saying, please, think about me and all of my wealthy Boston donors, what would I do?

  13. The map looks like a cow. Front leg, udder and back leg.

  14. I’m in.

    O Canada!
    Our home and native land!
    True patriot love in all of us command.
    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
    The True North strong and free!
    From far and wide,
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
    God keep our land glorious and free!
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

  15. Then Canada would get the whole west coast. Great idea! Maybe we could get a discount on Molson.

  16. I’d have moved there 20 years ago if I had the skills they wanted.

  17. Universal healthcare and logical gun control law(s): sign me the F*** up! I’m already planning on moving to Toronto.

  18. How about you guys just leave us the fuck alone and figure out your shit.

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