A ripple. That thing instantly melts into tiny brown shit stains regardless of how careful you might be
Spaghetti Bolognese… Without cutlery.
Flakes can get pretty messy. But I think you win.
When you first open the bag, give it a wee tap into your hand and that removes any loose coconut bits to make it a bit less messy.
A flaky pastry sausage roll.
Happy Hippo, nigh-impossible to eat it without crumbs
A meringue
Snowballs
Whole goat
Popcorn shouldn’t be messy but if the films good it can seem to end up everywhere.
Kebab
Nature Valley Crunch bar has to take the crown.
In one go. No messing about.
Not messy at all they have to go in in one and job done!
A custard slice. If you don’t get sticky icing on your fingers you are getting custard on your face.
A dry weetabix
Those oat nature valley bars that come in packs of 2. Gets everywhere.
Caramel log , the messy older brother of the snowball
French bread, the crumbs from it is amazing.
A flake
Tacos.
One of those American style over filled burgers, fucking mess that is
Flakey pastry cheese straw, maybe just
A flaky pasty whilst sat in your car.
Yes. Caramel custard doughnut from Greggs. I just ate one. Covered in goo.
Lovely.
A big scotch egg with poorly attached breadcrumbs.
A Magnum, occasionally
Skill issue. Tilt head back, tear open corner of the wrapper, shake loose coconut into gaping maw, fully open wrapper, remove snowball, insert entire thing in gob. Peasy.
Cadburys flake
Yes a galaxy ripple and a Cadbury flake no matter how carefully you eat it
Pomegranate. Even if you know the tricks to cracking one open cleanly, the end result looks like a small-scale massacre.
A vanilla slice.
A Lidl croissant.
A Greggs sausage roll.
Flake
You take that back!!! 😭 They’re so perfect we forgive them for dropping a little coconut in places you didn’t know you had places.
You don’t shove them in in one go?
Meatball marinara from Subway
A vanilla or cream slice
Try freezing the snowballs, they’re really fun to eat when high.
A cream pie, I’d wager.
I think you win but I can’t eat a pot noodle without spilling it down myself. I also make a horrible slurpy noise to eat it so it’s definitely something to be eaten alone!
Vanilla slice, the ones that are the size of doorsteps you get from good bakerys
A flake
Down the hatch in one. It’s the only way.
Your mum
Stick them in the freezer for half an hour. Life changing. And less messy.
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A ripple. That thing instantly melts into tiny brown shit stains regardless of how careful you might be
Spaghetti Bolognese… Without cutlery.
Flakes can get pretty messy. But I think you win.
When you first open the bag, give it a wee tap into your hand and that removes any loose coconut bits to make it a bit less messy.
A flaky pastry sausage roll.
Happy Hippo, nigh-impossible to eat it without crumbs
A meringue
Snowballs
Whole goat
Popcorn shouldn’t be messy but if the films good it can seem to end up everywhere.
Kebab
Nature Valley Crunch bar has to take the crown.
In one go. No messing about.
Not messy at all they have to go in in one and job done!
A custard slice. If you don’t get sticky icing on your fingers you are getting custard on your face.
A dry weetabix
Those oat nature valley bars that come in packs of 2. Gets everywhere.
Caramel log , the messy older brother of the snowball
French bread, the crumbs from it is amazing.
A flake
Tacos.
One of those American style over filled burgers, fucking mess that is
Flakey pastry cheese straw, maybe just
A flaky pasty whilst sat in your car.
Yes. Caramel custard doughnut from Greggs. I just ate one. Covered in goo.
Lovely.
A big scotch egg with poorly attached breadcrumbs.
A Magnum, occasionally
Skill issue. Tilt head back, tear open corner of the wrapper, shake loose coconut into gaping maw, fully open wrapper, remove snowball, insert entire thing in gob. Peasy.
Cadburys flake
Yes a galaxy ripple and a Cadbury flake no matter how carefully you eat it
I inhale them in one bite (but only on Saturdays)
https://preview.redd.it/su4agy8q8o4e1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=8787b58819f57ddfb15e89a4c4dc0246ccb9cedb
You have to do it in one, it is the only way.
Vanilla cream slice.
Pomegranate. Even if you know the tricks to cracking one open cleanly, the end result looks like a small-scale massacre.
A vanilla slice.
A Lidl croissant.
A Greggs sausage roll.
Flake
You take that back!!! 😭 They’re so perfect we forgive them for dropping a little coconut in places you didn’t know you had places.
You don’t shove them in in one go?
Meatball marinara from Subway
A vanilla or cream slice
Try freezing the snowballs, they’re really fun to eat when high.
A cream pie, I’d wager.
I think you win but I can’t eat a pot noodle without spilling it down myself. I also make a horrible slurpy noise to eat it so it’s definitely something to be eaten alone!
Vanilla slice, the ones that are the size of doorsteps you get from good bakerys
A flake
Down the hatch in one. It’s the only way.
Your mum
Stick them in the freezer for half an hour. Life changing. And less messy.
Double Decker
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