Looks like a fake of Chicken Vs Hotdog, though they’re missing the chicken, which sort of cocks it up
Once upon a time I heard someone say “People who think they’re good at sex shop at Ann Summers. Really kinky people shop at Pets at Home.”
There are similarities between hotdogs and dildos, both meat substitutes.
r/theyknew
Yeah, the dog paw cleaner they had on sale looked sus as well.
I may know the guy who made this game.
It definitely didn’t start off as a hot dog. 😂
Perfect secret Santa for under £10. Genius from Aldi
Does it go up?
Aldi you say?
Onlyfans models rush to Aldi for bathroom tile hotdog
Definitely looks like a dildo
It has a base does this make it safe?
“I will call you Eduardo.”
I was in Aldi this morning, walked past this and had to go back to double check it wasn’t what I thought it was
I work at Aldi and had to do a double take on the tills when an older woman handed me this
Getting this for my stepsister
From a certified B Corp nonetheless
Those Germans and their sausages…
Seeded for your pleasure ™
whoever gave the green light to release this to the British public does not know how the UK is at all do they
It at least has a flared base.
If you have a spare half a hour, have a look at an artist on YouTube called Bobby Fingers, he features that toy (and its creator) in a video about him turning Geoff Bezos’ face into a boat. Yes it sounds mad, but it’s one of the greatest works of art I have seen on the internet.
thats this years secret santa sorted
Well that’s going right up my ass
Having to handstand for hours with my arse cheeks gaping just to it will fall in from the ceiling.
Sometimes a picture really tells a story, huh? I would guess (hope) that there’s a trend on tiktok of doing trick shots with sticky dildos, and Aldi want to cash in without selling dildos.
I remember when I was at school there was a brief fad of sticking them in inaccessible but visible places
In the “middle aisle”?
That’s definitely ending up on onlyfans
At least it’s got a flared base ….. safety first. The EMT guy would approve
impressed that these are made by a B Corp certified company, it’s genuinely hard to get
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As featured in this [brilliant video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8) by Bobby Fingers.
Prob better than a cucumber
That is indeed suspect!
I can see it being popular with some people!
That’s a dildo mate. Good find
Looks like a fake of Chicken Vs Hotdog, though they’re missing the chicken, which sort of cocks it up
Once upon a time I heard someone say “People who think they’re good at sex shop at Ann Summers. Really kinky people shop at Pets at Home.”
There are similarities between hotdogs and dildos, both meat substitutes.
r/theyknew
Yeah, the dog paw cleaner they had on sale looked sus as well.
I may know the guy who made this game.
It definitely didn’t start off as a hot dog. 😂
Perfect secret Santa for under £10. Genius from Aldi
Does it go up?
Aldi you say?
Onlyfans models rush to Aldi for bathroom tile hotdog
Definitely looks like a dildo
It has a base does this make it safe?
“I will call you Eduardo.”
I was in Aldi this morning, walked past this and had to go back to double check it wasn’t what I thought it was
I work at Aldi and had to do a double take on the tills when an older woman handed me this
Getting this for my stepsister
From a certified B Corp nonetheless
Those Germans and their sausages…
Seeded for your pleasure ™
whoever gave the green light to release this to the British public does not know how the UK is at all do they
It at least has a flared base.
If you have a spare half a hour, have a look at an artist on YouTube called Bobby Fingers, he features that toy (and its creator) in a video about him turning Geoff Bezos’ face into a boat. Yes it sounds mad, but it’s one of the greatest works of art I have seen on the internet.
thats this years secret santa sorted
Well that’s going right up my ass
Having to handstand for hours with my arse cheeks gaping just to it will fall in from the ceiling.
Sometimes a picture really tells a story, huh? I would guess (hope) that there’s a trend on tiktok of doing trick shots with sticky dildos, and Aldi want to cash in without selling dildos.
I remember when I was at school there was a brief fad of sticking them in inaccessible but visible places
In the “middle aisle”?
That’s definitely ending up on onlyfans
At least it’s got a flared base ….. safety first. The EMT guy would approve
impressed that these are made by a B Corp certified company, it’s genuinely hard to get
Where’s that paramedic when you need him
Does it squeak like a hamster ?
https://youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8?t=563&si=hx4HdpW1nEc8FvCl
If you know a bald chap it’s well worth it
We’ve got the original game. It’s called Chicken VS Hotdog, and it is genuinely one of the funniest games we’ve got.
Well worth the money.
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