If that meant that the German language would be no more, I’m for it
Alternative title: oh, how the mighty haven fallen.
Lecturer: “… and as you can see, the last time this map showed something significant was more than 200 years ago.”
“France”. Call it the Carolingian empire and embrace your Germanic roots, and I am in.
Just cover the whole world map in blue at this point
For fuck sake Pierre, why is it so hard to understand that the border is on top of the Alps?
> Frankish Empire of Charlemage
Good map, it’s time for you fake latins to start speaking Dutch
Wrong, I don’t see Algeria in there.
What about no?
SACREBLEU, I’M IN (but without the usual french bureaucracy please)
D-daddy Corsica?? 👉👈 🥺
Ok, fine with it
We can allow Hans in our free island, especially if he comes from Swabia and happens to be from the Hohenstaufen family.
But any Hans will do, if they bring money
The Gauls spoke Gaulish.
The Franks spoke Old Dutch.
Napoleon was Italian.
What is French about this map? The arrogance?
Pierre, don’t make us cozy up to Barry again.
Remember Ponte Sampaio!
ah yes the franks, the GERMANIC tribe from modern GERMANY which have many descendants IN GERMANY and an entire region and many german dialects along the rhine river named after them because those where the regions they originated from….. (Franken, Frankfurt, Rhein-Mosel Fränkisch)
And charlemagne or as he called himself KARL, with the capital of his empire Aachen in GERMANY and later in FRANKFURT GERMANY
sure they must be french!
Wasnt poland part of napoleon’s empire? Also ionian islands directly go against what you said about Sicily appulia and calambria
The entirety of Gallia is Italy, SPQR 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Remembered what happened last time you larped about natural borders Pierre?
Don’t make us wake up the Iron Duke and Nelson again
according to economic forescasts France and Germany will soon leave western europe
Not gonna lie, San sebastian and hondarribi is full of frogs now
So, we’re Western Europe
Flensburg and all of Norther Fresia shall remain free and untainted by Pierre! I fully agree to this map.
I’m upvoting just because of the scandalous wordplay Navarre forget
Another day of thanking god for not making me french
‘s Hertogenbosch capital? Frankish the main language?
I reject this map
Ah hell nah.. You frenchies stay the hell out of my Kiel Shithole
Yeah have fun with that one
Sicily? Too Greek. Ithaka? That’s fair game
This is honestly amazing
Those bitches wanted to be another cosplay of Roman Empire 😔
You going to speak old dutch now if you’re claiming the frankish empire lol?
claiming the Frankish empire when you don’t even speak a Franconian language is silly
None of the sicilies? None of the frankocracy?
I still don’t know what Napoléon smoked to think Illyria being a part of France was a thing .
When I’m in a wanking it to fantasies about your own country comptetition and a french person walks in:
The Franks were a germanic people, not a gallic people, so it should belong to germany.
Why no Algeria? 🙋♂️
‘Gallic empire of Postumius’
I know irredentism when I see it. Please leave that shit to the eastoids.
On the one hand “prevent the danish from unnatural acts” on the other hand 🇫🇷🤢🇫🇷
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no one wants Catalonia in their country honestly
If that meant that the German language would be no more, I’m for it
Alternative title: oh, how the mighty haven fallen.
Lecturer: “… and as you can see, the last time this map showed something significant was more than 200 years ago.”
“France”. Call it the Carolingian empire and embrace your Germanic roots, and I am in.
Just cover the whole world map in blue at this point
For fuck sake Pierre, why is it so hard to understand that the border is on top of the Alps?
> Frankish Empire of Charlemage
Good map, it’s time for you fake latins to start speaking Dutch
Wrong, I don’t see Algeria in there.
What about no?
SACREBLEU, I’M IN (but without the usual french bureaucracy please)
D-daddy Corsica?? 👉👈 🥺
Ok, fine with it
We can allow Hans in our free island, especially if he comes from Swabia and happens to be from the Hohenstaufen family.
But any Hans will do, if they bring money
The Gauls spoke Gaulish.
The Franks spoke Old Dutch.
Napoleon was Italian.
What is French about this map? The arrogance?
Pierre, don’t make us cozy up to Barry again.
Remember Ponte Sampaio!
ah yes the franks, the GERMANIC tribe from modern GERMANY which have many descendants IN GERMANY and an entire region and many german dialects along the rhine river named after them because those where the regions they originated from….. (Franken, Frankfurt, Rhein-Mosel Fränkisch)
And charlemagne or as he called himself KARL, with the capital of his empire Aachen in GERMANY and later in FRANKFURT GERMANY
sure they must be french!
Wasnt poland part of napoleon’s empire? Also ionian islands directly go against what you said about Sicily appulia and calambria
The entirety of Gallia is Italy, SPQR 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Remembered what happened last time you larped about natural borders Pierre?
Don’t make us wake up the Iron Duke and Nelson again
according to economic forescasts France and Germany will soon leave western europe
Not gonna lie, San sebastian and hondarribi is full of frogs now
So, we’re Western Europe
Flensburg and all of Norther Fresia shall remain free and untainted by Pierre! I fully agree to this map.
I’m upvoting just because of the scandalous wordplay Navarre forget
Another day of thanking god for not making me french
‘s Hertogenbosch capital? Frankish the main language?
I reject this map
Ah hell nah.. You frenchies stay the hell out of my Kiel Shithole
Yeah have fun with that one
Sicily? Too Greek. Ithaka? That’s fair game
This is honestly amazing
Those bitches wanted to be another cosplay of Roman Empire 😔
You going to speak old dutch now if you’re claiming the frankish empire lol?
claiming the Frankish empire when you don’t even speak a Franconian language is silly
None of the sicilies? None of the frankocracy?
I still don’t know what Napoléon smoked to think Illyria being a part of France was a thing .
When I’m in a wanking it to fantasies about your own country comptetition and a french person walks in:
The Franks were a germanic people, not a gallic people, so it should belong to germany.
Why no Algeria? 🙋♂️
‘Gallic empire of Postumius’
I know irredentism when I see it. Please leave that shit to the eastoids.
On the one hand “prevent the danish from unnatural acts” on the other hand 🇫🇷🤢🇫🇷
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