I suspect we’re not in the main universe, we’re in one of those parody alternates the main characters pass through.
Perfect.
THIS….. IS…. F*CKING…. AWESOME!!!! CAN I GET IT IN POSTER SIZE?
Oh God, four years of the same episode in reruns, over, and over, and over …….
We are truly living in the darkest timeline.
I knew something felt off
Imagine if you will an administration that can’t define a woman. That says Abortion is health care, Afghanistan was a win, Inflation is illusory, Crime is non existent, the Border is secure, and that Joe Biden is an alert and intellectually solid person. Now imagine giving another 7 Billion $$ for a war 5000 miles away when the state of North Carolina has thousands of people without homes, roads, electricity, or food.
OMG…1000 thumbs up to you OP!
Bravo!
*LOVE* this!
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhhh!!
This was brilliantly written! ( i even read it in Rob’s voice) now this would be one hell of an episode!!
For shits and giggles, I asked ChatGPT to tweak the monologue to mimic Rod Serling’s style. Here’s the result.
“This evening we have one Donald J. Trump. A man of bluster and bravado, equal parts carnival barker and television pitchman. Once the king of gilded towers and blinking slot machines, now the self-proclaimed ruler of an empire built on shifting sand. He’s our guide to an alternate dimension—one not found on any map, but charted by the whims of a single man. A world where truth is flexible, lies are currency, and decency is a relic of another time. Meet Donald Trump: a figure straddling the line between ambition and absurdity, with one foot planted firmly in… the Twilight Zone.”
Now I have to find an app to translate this text to a Rod Serling voice. A great distraction from reality!
As far fetched as it is we will all be living through it for the next 4 years.
cry more
This is the best done post, and just damn best post, I’ve ever seen. Tittat_18, you are a god / goddess among posters. I bow to your powers. This unworthy one begs for more.
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Too true.
Aladeen
I suspect we’re not in the main universe, we’re in one of those parody alternates the main characters pass through.
Perfect.
THIS….. IS…. F*CKING…. AWESOME!!!! CAN I GET IT IN POSTER SIZE?
Oh God, four years of the same episode in reruns, over, and over, and over …….
We are truly living in the darkest timeline.
I knew something felt off
Imagine if you will an administration that can’t define a woman. That says Abortion is health care, Afghanistan was a win, Inflation is illusory, Crime is non existent, the Border is secure, and that Joe Biden is an alert and intellectually solid person. Now imagine giving another 7 Billion $$ for a war 5000 miles away when the state of North Carolina has thousands of people without homes, roads, electricity, or food.
OMG…1000 thumbs up to you OP!
Bravo!
*LOVE* this!
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhhh!!
This was brilliantly written! ( i even read it in Rob’s voice) now this would be one hell of an episode!!
For shits and giggles, I asked ChatGPT to tweak the monologue to mimic Rod Serling’s style. Here’s the result.
“This evening we have one Donald J. Trump. A man of bluster and bravado, equal parts carnival barker and television pitchman. Once the king of gilded towers and blinking slot machines, now the self-proclaimed ruler of an empire built on shifting sand. He’s our guide to an alternate dimension—one not found on any map, but charted by the whims of a single man. A world where truth is flexible, lies are currency, and decency is a relic of another time. Meet Donald Trump: a figure straddling the line between ambition and absurdity, with one foot planted firmly in… the Twilight Zone.”
Now I have to find an app to translate this text to a Rod Serling voice. A great distraction from reality!
As far fetched as it is we will all be living through it for the next 4 years.
cry more
This is the best done post, and just damn best post, I’ve ever seen. Tittat_18, you are a god / goddess among posters. I bow to your powers. This unworthy one begs for more.
All hail Tittat_18!!!
Imagine.
Rod Serling was MAGA.
Bruh.
He got into the white house TWICE.
Calling him a two-bit conman is just copium.
He’s at least a three-bit.
This is great!
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