Its very rare for anyone to get an actual Indian curry. Its normally a British curry (Masala, Bhuna, Korma, Balti, Jalfrezi. etc) Yes they were all created by the British.
Boomer rubbish.
I must live in the sticks – I reckon the ambulance would be quicker than the pizza if I really needed it
Dad, I’m sorry I didn’t reply to the WhatsApp image you forwarded to the family group chat but that doesn’t mean you should post it on Reddit.
My TVs Korean actually
Last time I needed an ambulance I was hit off my motorbike by a red light runner. I waited 3hrs for an ambulance, it was 10mins away from the hospital.
Last time I ordered a pizza it took 30 minutes.
This is so clearly copied from another country, ironically. Itâs also about 20 years old.
Who is driving to a pub? Most of our pubs are British funnily enough.
I canât remember the last time I saw a chained pen. If they do itâs because pen stealing is a bit more common than bank robberies. And how else would you get in the bank if the doors werenât open? A better joke wouldâve been that all shops and banks close about the same time people leave work. Only those without money have time to go to a bank!
Plenty of countries have pharmacies not in the front of a supermarket.
I heard that pizza joke when I lived in the states.
Since when were pubs an Irish thing
You can use money in exchange of goods and services.
Do people still go to banks?
I can do everything I need banking wise online. I think the last time I went was to cash a cheque from an inheritance and that was before you could do it via most banksâ apps.
Sans Beanstalk fans assemble
I heard that pizza joke when I lived in the states.
The âOnly in Britainâ bit is hilarious, that is just life in a 21st century western country. And a bank that doesnât have open doors wouldnât work v well as a business would it.
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The 90s called, they want their chain email back.
Its very rare for anyone to get an actual Indian curry. Its normally a British curry (Masala, Bhuna, Korma, Balti, Jalfrezi. etc) Yes they were all created by the British.
Boomer rubbish.
I must live in the sticks – I reckon the ambulance would be quicker than the pizza if I really needed it
Dad, I’m sorry I didn’t reply to the WhatsApp image you forwarded to the family group chat but that doesn’t mean you should post it on Reddit.
My TVs Korean actually
Last time I needed an ambulance I was hit off my motorbike by a red light runner. I waited 3hrs for an ambulance, it was 10mins away from the hospital.
Last time I ordered a pizza it took 30 minutes.
This is so clearly copied from another country, ironically. Itâs also about 20 years old.
Who is driving to a pub? Most of our pubs are British funnily enough.
I canât remember the last time I saw a chained pen. If they do itâs because pen stealing is a bit more common than bank robberies. And how else would you get in the bank if the doors werenât open? A better joke wouldâve been that all shops and banks close about the same time people leave work. Only those without money have time to go to a bank!
Plenty of countries have pharmacies not in the front of a supermarket.
I heard that pizza joke when I lived in the states.
Since when were pubs an Irish thing
You can use money in exchange of goods and services.
Do people still go to banks?
I can do everything I need banking wise online. I think the last time I went was to cash a cheque from an inheritance and that was before you could do it via most banksâ apps.
Sans Beanstalk fans assemble
I heard that pizza joke when I lived in the states.
The âOnly in Britainâ bit is hilarious, that is just life in a 21st century western country. And a bank that doesnât have open doors wouldnât work v well as a business would it.
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