Bill Maher says he might quit HBO show after Donald Trump’s election win

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1. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

2. Good. Shut up, Bill. We’re all tired of you.

3. Oh no, he would be greatly missed /s

4. Then do it. I’m sure it’ll be hard to find another opinionated asshole to run that show. 🙄🙄🙄

5. Oh no.. Anyway

6. “I find him completely unfunny. Like, maybe the unfunniest person I’ve ever encountered that’s called a comedian.”

   “The worst is when he forces you to sit on the panel while he does his New Rules, which are just a bunch of jokes. And you have to sit there, a foot from the dude with a camera in your face. You’d think he would just excuse them, but no, you have to sit there and watch.”

   – *Norm Macdonald*

7. FAFO. You don’t get to spend years demonizing the left, “wokeness” and trans people and then complain that the assholes that eat that shit up vote for the guy who ran on the same platform wins elections. May you go silently into the good night. 

8. His work is done. He can retire now.

9. Good. Don’t let the door hit you. Go cry about “woke-ism” to your right wing friends.

10. why when you’re so successful at denegrating the left and parroting the talking points of the right. this id the perfect time for you Bill.

11. But why now? Why not 20 years ago?

12. Starta new panel show with Piers Morgan so I can ignore that, too. You unfunny unintelligent smarmy hack.

13. He should get a bow tie and apply for a job at fox.

14. Please do and never darken our door again

15. Something both parties can get behind.

16. Finally some good news

17. Good.

18. Maher lost me after his old fart rant on kids today and their analingus.

19. A silver lining in this election… finally!!

20. Oh.

21. Bill Maher, Pundit that attacked Kamala Harris in leadup to election, runs away because he realizes he helped put Donald Trump in office.

22. Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you Bill.

23. Maybe there’s an upside to Trump winning after all.

24. Dude is a huge fucking loser

25. Nooo… whatever will we do?

26. bye bye

27. He’s that asshole at the bar who went to college and thinks he’s the smartest and funniest guy in the world.

28. Can we get that in legally binding writing Bill Maher? Please

29. Who cares?

30. What’s in the water over at HBO? Bill and Dennis Miller entered as middle of the road, seemingly sensible talking heads. Then after their time at HBO (essentially doing the same show), they both veered hard to the right.

31. He won’t quit. Like Trump, he can’t give up the attention.

32. Fonda must have hurt him.

33. He won’t be missed. I started watching Maher with his show on Comedy Central when Ariana Huffington and Al Franken were doing the election bits – like 1994ish. I even saw his show on Broadway after he got fired by ABC for what was a politically incorrect (pun intended) if accurate comment. His shtick was entertaining and different back then, but he’s huffed his own farts for way too long. He’s insufferable now and I stopped watching him years ago.

34. Bill who?

35. Far left trigger warning

    The Democrats can’t stand him as he actually calls out all of their woke BS across the country. Good! The Democrats need to hear that or risk losing more elections.

36. And nothing of value would be lost

37. Bill Maher is a piece of shit, and the world will better for not hearing him.

38. Don’t go threaten us with a good time, Bill. Yes, for the love of god quit! Bill Maher retiring would bring smug levels down to pre dinosaur numbers.

39. Hey Bill Maher…

    Go fuck yourself.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone with two brain cells to rub together you fucking apologist rube.

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