Can’t wait to see the surprise on my gf’s face when she opens her Xmas present.

by Turbo_Heel

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  3. By hook or by crook, you will make sure she has a great Christmas!

  5. My gift has been in the closet for weeks. Wrapped, but it’s from my list and a very specific shape lol. He could have stored it somewhere in the basement, where I don’t come often and if he would have put it behind something I never would have seen it. Men can be such diots lol.

  8. The ol’ super-sonic high RPM vibrating dragon cock (With RGB lights) disguised as an umbrella gift.

    Classic.

  9. How big are the cakes she bakes? That is a massive rolling pin.

  10. “Would you like to have a go on my Didgeridoo?”

  12. Did you get lube with that? It might get painful otherwise

  13. Please do come back after christmas to tell us what is in that wrapping 😉

  14. What on earth did you buy? It looks very anonymous with that wrapping paper.

  17. I bet when she opens it, gold and silver jewellery rains down on her.

  21. Probably a bottle of something look at the shape.

  24. Mine is getting a work of art valued at $6million.

    I just hope the banana doesn’t get too bruised under the tree.

  30. A paper Chinese style sun parasol. Had one given to me as a typing kid it was very fragile and I do remember kinda destroying it in parts but. I hope she loves her present m

    Ps what was your thinking behind his reason for purchasing this present x

  32. I once got my mum a gardening fork and individually wrapped each tine

  36. Sorry but is that a HomePod Mini nestled in a cutaway on the desk?

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