Prussia tried. Now they are gone.
Nazi Germany tried. Germany got split in half.
Swedish empire tried. Dissolved and lost all their conquered territory.
The country is cursed, I don’t recommend touching it
Ireland initiating the downfall of the biggest empire in human history vs The Nerd-lands lasting a whopping 4 days against a meth head Gypo-adjacent gaylord
Big talk from the country that bent over for Hanz the last time he went walkabout
I wish the ice caps melted faster, but we can’t all get what we want
Upvoted like crazy by Russia.
Yes brother. We are slightly more populous and therefore intrinsically superior to these countries and their peoples. That said, this reasoning must stop with the Netherlands. Bigger than us and you’ll get problems of scale anyway.
But I don’t want to! Grandpa said it’s fun in the beginning but the administration makes it a chore.
I don’t want to be annexed by Sweden, I love pork too much for that.
And that would effectively destroy our greatest export.
In 1912, the German Kaiser visited Switzerland. As he was about to board a train for his return trip, he asked a Swiss minister what the 250,000 strong Swiss army would do if Germany attacked with 500,000 troops. The minister replied, “I would give the order for each soldier to shoot twice.”
Can we change these lads flair to “new Atlanteans”
Hey! Leave Belgium, Denmark, Austria, Portugal, and Luxembourg alone, they don’t deserve this
Start buying shares in semtex guys I have good feeling about them
Besides, haven’t you already been annexed by germany?
Tf did we do
Why would Spain want to add more debt?
But then think of that Iberian football national team…
They tried and failed
A swamp monster speaking as if his country would be spared or perpetrate such a movement.
Believe me dyke boy, it’s not for lack of trying that we haven’t been annexed before.
Says the Dutchman, sorry Deutschmann, don’t throw stones in glass houses, at least these countries have armies, you’ve already given yours to the Germans
Stay away from Jão
You forgot The Netherlands…
If we’re talking about being small then you need to join the club.
Or are you so much into the swamp that you don’t realise you’re a swamp German?
Oh believe me, they tried
We are past that phase, we like them now. They can keep their half of Galicia
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The Netherlands will just be annexed by H2O
Why by their neighbors? You don’t need an adjacent country to annex another. I mean, aren’t you being annexed by Morocco right now?
This is what we Spaniards were missing: adding the list of bad drivers to our list.
[Gaddafis plan for Switzerland](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/vu56n9/division_of_switzerland_proposal_by_muammar/)
Historically it has turned out great for them.
Prussia tried. Now they are gone.
Nazi Germany tried. Germany got split in half.
Swedish empire tried. Dissolved and lost all their conquered territory.
The country is cursed, I don’t recommend touching it
Been there, done that, don’t fancy it
https://preview.redd.it/tswrbv4e335e1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c581fdf7411efae833b053076cd1242e36504c
Hope you can fly
Never heard of IRA eh?
Ireland initiating the downfall of the biggest empire in human history vs The Nerd-lands lasting a whopping 4 days against a meth head Gypo-adjacent gaylord
Big talk from the country that bent over for Hanz the last time he went walkabout
I wish the ice caps melted faster, but we can’t all get what we want
Upvoted like crazy by Russia.
Yes brother. We are slightly more populous and therefore intrinsically superior to these countries and their peoples. That said, this reasoning must stop with the Netherlands. Bigger than us and you’ll get problems of scale anyway.
But I don’t want to! Grandpa said it’s fun in the beginning but the administration makes it a chore.
I don’t want to be annexed by Sweden, I love pork too much for that.
And that would effectively destroy our greatest export.
In 1912, the German Kaiser visited Switzerland. As he was about to board a train for his return trip, he asked a Swiss minister what the 250,000 strong Swiss army would do if Germany attacked with 500,000 troops. The minister replied, “I would give the order for each soldier to shoot twice.”
Can we change these lads flair to “new Atlanteans”
Hey! Leave Belgium, Denmark, Austria, Portugal, and Luxembourg alone, they don’t deserve this
Start buying shares in semtex guys I have good feeling about them
I think Austria should take back the Netherlands
Do you ignore us?
>What are they gonna do about it? Fight back?
They will
https://preview.redd.it/rnv9scl6635e1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=84c3392e5d8f8b67fb9db131907aa7d3a092238e
The pot calling the kettle black
Besides, haven’t you already been annexed by germany?
Tf did we do
Why would Spain want to add more debt?
But then think of that Iberian football national team…
They tried and failed
A swamp monster speaking as if his country would be spared or perpetrate such a movement.
Believe me dyke boy, it’s not for lack of trying that we haven’t been annexed before.
Says the Dutchman, sorry Deutschmann, don’t throw stones in glass houses, at least these countries have armies, you’ve already given yours to the Germans
Stay away from Jão
You forgot The Netherlands…
If we’re talking about being small then you need to join the club.
Or are you so much into the swamp that you don’t realise you’re a swamp German?
Oh believe me, they tried
We are past that phase, we like them now. They can keep their half of Galicia
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