Barry’s are officially a dying species

by blueantioxygens

28 comments
  1. Noah has fallen. Billions must die.

    But i mean, i think this more so indicates the variation of names in different cultures. As there are 150m people named Muhammed or prob more than that.

  2. it’s not a very fair comparison though is it?

    Christian names you can pick from: John, Josh, Stewart, Adam, Michael, David, Albert, Frank, Samuel, Barry (lol), Neil, Charlie, etc

    Muslim names: Mohammed, Muhammad, Mohamed, Mo.

  3. I’m trying to think if I’ve ever met a Barry named Noah. I don’t remember meeting anyone named Noah.

  4. Muslims only have like 3 fucking names they’re allowed to be called, and they’re all different spelling variations of the same name.

  5. That just means middle easteners have zero creativity according to give names to newborn boys.

  6. If everyone is called Mohammed what’s the point of having first names?

  7. Tbf, while Barry has some other names for boys in their portfolio (Barry, Steve, George, Harold,… uhm, yeah, I guess that is all), engineers and surgeons can only choose between Mohammed and Muhammad.

  8. Why do they all give their kids the same fucking name

  9. I’ve worked for the DWP on the phones when I was much younger. I’m not trying to be offensive… but that demographic are fucking terrible at naming their children! They’ve only got about 20 different names with Mohammed by far being the most popular.

    Honestly, some people must walk into a room with 100 people and shout “Hey, Mohammed!” and at least half the men would turn around thinking it was them being spoken to. The amount of Mohammed Mohammed’s I spoke to while I worked there was ridiculous!

    Lovely people to speak to on the phone, far more polite than the Brits ever were to me. I was never once abused by anyone from that demographic. But come on guys, have a bit of originality!

  10. Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”???!??!

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