I wish I had the courage to come out as french to my parents :'(
Eiffel Tower, not the biggest slur!
If my child was born French I would have some serious questions for my spouse.
Why is the French guy not shouting back ? 🤔this isn’t accurate representation.
It isnt? Thousands of immigrants make the choice to be french every year
And the french guy is arab…
Can’t even complain, this comic is on point.
I had an uncle who came out as French.
Me and my brother always loved to play in his garden. A small creek was running through the garden and he had a swing there. We loved playing explorers wading through the creek, and he was always part of our „expedition“ with a jolly „Ja, ja“ when we asked him if he wants to play with us. It was simpler times back then. For reasons I have to admit I don’t fully understand, he left the small village I grew up in, and we lost contact.
When he returned a decade later, he was a changed man. That once jolly smile was replaced with an arrogant grin. Instead of the happy „Ja, ja“, he now exclusive said „oui oui“ and he refused to speak the language of our forefathers.
He didn’t really talk about what happened, but from what I gathered when I heard his wine-induced rambling, he apparently met the wrong people on his travels. It is all a little cloudy, but apparently he shared a contaminated baguette with a French men. That’s how he contracted Frenchness.
Subsequently, these events directly lead to his early death at the horse race track. But that story is for another time.
I just want you all to remember that being French is no joke and can happen to the best of us. Maybe one day, we will be able to defeat Frenchness. But in any case, it will be too late for people like my uncle and millions of others.
I hate the French as much as any self respecting European, but if it is an American who is antagonizing the French they can go fuck themselves with a pineapple.
Would be better it was a belgian hoody with a walloon flag underneath
im wrecking my brain trying to figure out what the original comic was about
Out of all the current social issues like political views, sexuality, gender identification, i can accept them all we are all humans at the end of the day……But idefnifying as french is just where i have to draw the line!
Meanwhile in Belgium:
“Ma mère, mon père… je suis français!”
“Ik heb geen kind!”
That’s not a choice indeed. That is a privilege.
Just wait until they get that France shirt off and they reveal themselves as germans
only in the United States?
This is so real, glad I just speak French and am not of the nationality
Ok another note: J’viens juste de voir ce moimoi sur r/rance, la pourriture du cerveau est réelle…
Ew fr*nch. Censor that please.
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Zut Alors…. Poor Pierre
You made this truely heinous meme into something actually funny, well done.
Hey! I’ll defend any fr*nch from muricans! Only Europeans can make fun of Fr*nch
While in some shit covered streets of some urine stained shitholes, law may deny trans people rught to exist. Yet, in shit covered streets of urine stained Paris, even more horrifying and inhumane law exists, for it allows French people right to exist and oublicly disolay their Frenchness
While in some shit covered streets of some urine stained shitholes, law may deny trans people right to exist. Yet, in shit covered streets of urine stained Paris, even more horrifying and inhumane law exists, for it allows French people right to exist and publicly display their Frenchness.
Americans owe their disgusting country to the French so they have no right to insult them. We do however.
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I wish I had the courage to come out as french to my parents :'(
Eiffel Tower, not the biggest slur!
If my child was born French I would have some serious questions for my spouse.
Why is the French guy not shouting back ? 🤔this isn’t accurate representation.
It isnt? Thousands of immigrants make the choice to be french every year
And the french guy is arab…
Can’t even complain, this comic is on point.
I had an uncle who came out as French.
Me and my brother always loved to play in his garden. A small creek was running through the garden and he had a swing there. We loved playing explorers wading through the creek, and he was always part of our „expedition“ with a jolly „Ja, ja“ when we asked him if he wants to play with us. It was simpler times back then. For reasons I have to admit I don’t fully understand, he left the small village I grew up in, and we lost contact.
When he returned a decade later, he was a changed man. That once jolly smile was replaced with an arrogant grin. Instead of the happy „Ja, ja“, he now exclusive said „oui oui“ and he refused to speak the language of our forefathers.
He didn’t really talk about what happened, but from what I gathered when I heard his wine-induced rambling, he apparently met the wrong people on his travels. It is all a little cloudy, but apparently he shared a contaminated baguette with a French men. That’s how he contracted Frenchness.
Subsequently, these events directly lead to his early death at the horse race track. But that story is for another time.
I just want you all to remember that being French is no joke and can happen to the best of us. Maybe one day, we will be able to defeat Frenchness. But in any case, it will be too late for people like my uncle and millions of others.
I hate the French as much as any self respecting European, but if it is an American who is antagonizing the French they can go fuck themselves with a pineapple.
Would be better it was a belgian hoody with a walloon flag underneath
im wrecking my brain trying to figure out what the original comic was about
Be kind or be punished
https://preview.redd.it/2e7kno41k25e1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0314adcfbd1f828231b3b3ef7bc8a9700159fd0f
Out of all the current social issues like political views, sexuality, gender identification, i can accept them all we are all humans at the end of the day……But idefnifying as french is just where i have to draw the line!
Meanwhile in Belgium:
“Ma mère, mon père… je suis français!”
“Ik heb geen kind!”
That’s not a choice indeed. That is a privilege.
Just wait until they get that France shirt off and they reveal themselves as germans
only in the United States?
This is so real, glad I just speak French and am not of the nationality
Ok another note: J’viens juste de voir ce moimoi sur r/rance, la pourriture du cerveau est réelle…
Ew fr*nch. Censor that please.
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Zut Alors…. Poor Pierre
You made this truely heinous meme into something actually funny, well done.
Hey! I’ll defend any fr*nch from muricans! Only Europeans can make fun of Fr*nch
While in some shit covered streets of some urine stained shitholes, law may deny trans people rught to exist. Yet, in shit covered streets of urine stained Paris, even more horrifying and inhumane law exists, for it allows French people right to exist and oublicly disolay their Frenchness
While in some shit covered streets of some urine stained shitholes, law may deny trans people right to exist. Yet, in shit covered streets of urine stained Paris, even more horrifying and inhumane law exists, for it allows French people right to exist and publicly display their Frenchness.
Americans owe their disgusting country to the French so they have no right to insult them. We do however.
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